ot - Beers, and lagers, and stouts

[SBRed48]

Arr it's oreyt fo sum tho , didtha see " showcase pitch " on Setdi v Crewe ? It's eytha bin well wattud or sumdis got riddon Khaleds zero% larga ! ass not bi laikin artin this heeart and same for lornmowa, fooark ul bi passin art at Gret Yorkshire Show this week thee watch , avva mate evvin a day art in Harrogate on Weds , GYS during day then the highleet !! Reds match at neet ! arr luckee iz he !!!

He'll be rooastin art in sun all day. Not fo me. Early mornin or gerrin towards neet is best time to be art.

Tell him to keep away from them prize bullocks in the heat. Their underhanging large scrotums get overheated and their b0ll0cks hot and it meks them irritable, kicking art at passers by approaching from behind. The rams get frisky anorl gerrin too hot in their Showcase fleeces.

[Romared]

Tha reyt il bi lathud art all day n neet , iz gorra liking fo Shire Hosses , he sez iz got summat in common wiem , izzof ont train early doowars gerrin ooham late, Hot Day ,Hot Bullocks ,a Few Beers, some footy , thad think sumdi at 79 ed moor sense ,,,

[Romared]

Not a big fan of Lager. But just been enjoying a Four pack of Tetley Lager . … weird, because that name isn’t synonymous with lager….. but it’s got a grand taste.

That Carling Premier wa a nice drink lovely smooth and creamy , dunt know if it's still made nar,

[Acido]

That Carling Premier wa a nice drink lovely smooth and creamy , dunt know if it's still made nar,

Wow yes sir, definitely lol.
Yes of course they do still do that Carling premier thing in the weird ridiculous fiizy-froth up cans.
I had so many of those cans that night in Apr '97, I felt as rough as f*k the following day.

[pass_and_move]

That Carling Premier worra weird drink but nice too. It took too long to settle, especially onna warm day like today, tha'd gu in boozer and order summat else fo thi first pint instead.

[Acido]

It's weird because Carling lager is basic fizzy pizz just on its own.
And Premier is 5%, but it tastes like a good frothy bitter rather than a lager. 🍺 👍

[SBRed48]

Roma, tell thi mate not to bother hanging abart fo football this evening.

It's not until next Wednesday, the 20th.

Aar wunta known either burrav just edda look at fixtures.

[Romared]

🤣 luvvit , al ringim thusdi morning an ask arr he went on 👹

[SBRed48]

Hot B0ll0cks !