Good try min, good try.
Congrats Redbull666 .... the wine is yours ... and it's very much a 'top red' ... jist gizza shout.
Donsdaft, as yer prob aware, Br0chRed has gifted you his bottle o' elderflower. Ah wid hae delivered it tae ye today, but, nae been feelin affa great the past couple o' days, and so did a covid test this mornin - f*ckin positive ... and nae in a happy-clappy wye!
... So, Ah'll see ye efter the wikkend.
Onywye ... jandies or nae jandies ... Ah'm celebratin' wi a gless or three o' a hoorin potent date an' raisin. If Ah'm gan tae continue haein symptoms like a bad hangover, Ah might as weel fkn deserve them!
No problem min.
So you’ve got the jandies have you.
Just put your feet up and look after yourself.
Ye private message ma .... or ye can sort it oot here if ye dinna fear gettin mugged for a bottle o' wine at oor publicly announced meetin place
Jist tell ma fan yer likely tae be like a kick in the airse awa fae Union Street, and Ah'll come an' deliver ... to date, Music Hall an' Mercat Cross hae worked fine
Itherwise, Ah deliver tae Donsdaft an' trust he keeps it for ye