The petty grievances list

[Zippity]

What would you like to see the back of at football matches; what really annoys you for no particular reason? The pettier, the better Here are a few of mine:

Cardboard signs asking for a player's shirt (Ajax have banned them)

Goal music (just fuck off)

Plastic clappers (like Leicester have)

Managers wearing jumpers under suit jackets

Jermaine Jenas

Over to you...

[Ragatino]

What would you like to see the back of at football matches; what really annoys you for no particular reason? The pettier, the better Here are a few of mine:

Cardboard signs asking for a player's shirt (Ajax have banned them)

Goal music (just fuck off)

Plastic clappers (like Leicester have)

Managers wearing jumpers under suit jackets

Jermaine Jenas

Over to you...

Gabby Ag-bone-a-hoe

Rio Ferdinand - Man of the people, Peckham prince - can F**K right off

Gorilla Mitts - (insert personal hatred comment here)

Ref's interpreting the rules - What? I mean I had a chat with the copper that pulled me over after he clocked me at 95 mph, I told him I interpreted the speed limit differently. I got a generous £450 fine which I begrudgingly paid. No such issue for refs who make outrageous calls which cost clubs upwards of £10million.

[Cannylad]

Taking the 'kin knee, it's time has come and gone.

[Jammy89]

Taking the 'kin knee, it's time has come and gone.

All done thankfully.

Club captains have said it has lost its gravitas and want to stop.

For me:

Goal music - does wind me up.

Gabby Agbonlahore - just a prick.

[tinostongue]

Taking the 'kin knee, it's time has come and gone.

It’s scrapped this season apparently?

[tinostongue]

Players running and sliding into the corners after scoring, pathetic. Show some originality ffs

[ex_pat_magpie]

I hadn't put much thought into it in the past but thinking about it now almost everything in the three posts above.

[toptoon]

All the Americanisms Zip mentioned especially goal music and those stupid Leicester clappy things (which they have because their supporters don’t make enough noise without them). Thank Chr*st that hasn’t caught on at other grounds.

[Sclox]

Players wearing high numbers. No need for it.

[Zippity]

Players wearing high numbers. No need for it.

Ooh, I like that one!

Kit manufacturers fucking about with kits just so they're different enough from the last one for folk to feel they need to buy it.