My house is packed, the booze is flowing, theres lap dancers, food and a band. Bunting is up. Only kidding, but i feel like that after Uniteds 4-1 loss last night.

In every game United have only 35 40 per cent of possession, thats a recipe for relegation, backs to the wall, defensive, snatched goals, spoiling.

Getting water out of a stone. Happy days. No expansive, creative, attacking football for those dopes who pay to watch this Russian concentration camp football.

Hmm, pleased with that description, it has a fault though, Russian concentration camp football is too kind.

That is all.