**** torys & Unionist traitors!

[InversneckieDob]

Packet o' poppets please.

[donsdaft]

You going to eat a hole packet?

[DondyDan]

But I never said the SNP

You just seemed so determined that folk wouldn’t get to choose the party they wanted.

Whichever party it is, it would be a great idea for them to mandate crash courses in spelling and grammar!

[donsdaft]

Rite enough

[Donanddusted]

Didn't someone mention dyslexia in an earlier post?

[Donanddusted]

I’m off to get the popcorn. Anyone else need anything?

The correct seven numbers in this Friday's Euromillions, thanks.
A packet of Scampi Fries too when you are down there.

[InversneckieDob]

You going to eat a hole packet?

Polos as well?
Aye, go on then.

[donsdaft]

Fruit or mint?

I used to really like fruit polos

[DonUnder]

Fruit or mint?

I used to really like fruit polos

Freudian Euphemism?

[57vintage]

They’re out of Polos, but I got a bag of doughring holes for you to share.

22Vintage used to laugh uproariously when he asked us when we were tiny loons about our neighbour who was a baker, “Do you ken how Archie puts the holes in doughrings?”