Australia?

[Albionic68]

australia has the most deadly animals on the planet mick.
We'll start with the taipan, the most venomous snake on earth.
Then there is the eastern brown snake which causes a lot of deaths, along with the western brown.
The stonefish is the most venomous fish in the world, you only know of it's presence when you step on it.
The blue ringed octopus has no antidote for it's venom, again hard to see as they only grow to the size of a golf ball. The box jellyfish is another to look out for.
The sal****er crocodile is said to be the most dangerous and aggressive animal on the planet, ask captain hook. Then there is our old pal the great white shark, aka white death.
If you have a near miss from any of the above and need the loo, check there aren't any black widow or funnel web spiders hiding in there.
Have a nice trip.

pmsl 🤣 🤣 🤣 .

[Dubbag]

pmsl 🤣 🤣 🤣 .

Ah yes, Australia, the land that wants to eat you.
Even the lovable Koala bear has a death stare.....

[baggieal]

Ah yes, Australia, the land that wants to eat you.
Even the lovable Koala bear has a death stare.....

Mick would love to be eaten by Holly Valance 😭

[mickd1961]

I didn’t see as much as a wasp the last time I was there.

I’m not intending to go swimming in a pond in the outback FFS.

Strange that New Zealand has zero of these horrors.

[kettering_baggie]

Mick, if you take on board what Des has to say, you can save your some money as you will only require a one way ticket!

[Q165]

Mick, if you PM me your email address (I have it somewhere) I will forward my mate's reply