Have you noticed the virtual absence of white dog sh1te in recent years ? Not the sh1te from white dogs but the colour of the turd emerging from the arses of all types of dog.
Now is a perfect time to launch a new Great White Dog Turd Watch on the lines of the BBC/ RSPB Bird Watch except this involves a little exercise. At a time of a cost of living crisis it is a very cheap afternoon out. "Right kids, we are going White Turd Hunting !". "Hooray, Hooray" accompanied by excited jumping and screams of delight.
All you need is a notebook and pencil or, even better a mobile phone camera to record your siting.
You can discuss the social history of white dog sh1te. It is claimed that in the past a dog's diet included a lot of bones give free by local butchers and the calcium from the bones led to white sh1te. Now dogs are fed the equivalent of human junk food with little calcium. An ex poster on here, Up the Colliers, claimed that miners used dried white sh1te to enhance the strength of roll ups by mixing flakes of sh1te with tobacco. Smooak that !
The rules are that all sitings must be a genuine turd. We had one poster last time who painted a fish finger white and roughed up the edges but the square corners gave it away. No arse would produce that.
Please report the location of any sitings on this thread between now and Friday 21 October 2022. A moblie phone photo or video would be ideal.
Good Luck. Sitings are very rare so to prevent the kids getting bored/ frustrated by no sitings perhaps count the number of non-white turds or the number of poo bags hanging on bushes. WARNING--Instruct children not to touch the turds, especially in the excitement of spotting a white group.
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