I had to watch the football league show to watch Cambridge lose, and was well rewarded. There was a bloke that looked as if he was an antelope that had just be shot, but hadnt realised it yet, tried to kick the ball, but the sender and reciever wasnt working.

The problem was that this was a professional footballer in perfect health. Id like to thank him for a moment of entertainment. Now that was funny.

Or that he was a kid i knew at St Albans whos skill and understanding of football was that of an orangutan on cannabis.

I expect that centre half was signed with the equivalent of a couple of kitkats and a bag of salt and vinegar thrown in.

Was his previous club, if he had one, Bexley Heath and Welling, or Ramsgate.? Cheap always comes home to roost.

As for Bonner he has turned down more than one club.


Chick chick chick chick......... He doesnt want to leave home. Damn. Sliding down the league now. That centre half should be playing for Wisbech.