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[Shadrack the Red]

Hasn’t Moria’s Farm got any chickens or have they gone into hibernation cos she’s away and nobody to feed’em ?
David got stressed as he had 2 kids and one customer to look after.
Anyway, he’ll be looking for another lady soon because Victoria will dump him.
Or, will he rekindle his love for Leyla ?

I think David will give up on women altogether being that he is skint & will not be able to afford to take any out & therefore he will seek solace in a monastery never to be seen again !

[SBRed48]

It's a good job Al is nar not ararnd. Idda been sniffing rarnd Leyla like flies on sh1t.

David's is to become a Poundstretcher branch----plenty of items for 99p, even Kim will be in there wearing a headscarf, times are that hard in the village. Lydia will get the cleaner's job.

Paddy is being built up as being happy with his life--a classic scriptwriter's tactic before his world comes crashing darn.

No one has mentioned the World Cup. Will is a dead ringer for James Norwood, facially and in body shape.

[Romared]

Sams onywun wi sum eggs , idda old quality st tin hafe full onnum tutha neet , Victoria's edda lip job looks like Galen of POTA nar

[SBRed48]

It's Lydia's c0ckatoo that's started laying. Al gave it a seeing to befooar he deed to fertilise it. The eggs look like Al's head.

Its been broody fo last three years which explains its previous lack of movement. Ittl be flying rarnd frunt room sooin.

[SBRed48]

Extra hour long episode toneet 7-00pm same time as Spain-v-Germany.

Set the recording/ streaming fo later.

[Romared]

Well wotstha made on that episode ? Will Eric tekkorr shop and turnit into a pooast office or a charity /opticians shop ,, Leyla dint expect Liam wantin a divorce , that triple cooked carrot soup musta turned her earrd ! Owd Charity and Mackenzie looked smart , Xmas wedding ? Am glad that lesbo's leervin , Paddys bin dropped innit ageeun , poor lad ,

[SBRed48]

Av only just noticed Victoria's lips tha mentioned other day. Mortimer and Whitehouse will be calling to get that trout which seems to be resting where her lips were. She worra bonny lass befooar she ed that lip job done. I hope the swelling guz darn.

Thurrint enough customers in that tiny village to mek that posh shop work. The two cafes and the Woolly are feyting for the cup of coffee trade so another food outlet is bound to fail. Betting Shop and a gambling addiction story ?

Xmas stories ?--Charity and Mackenzies Wedding--food by Marlon, Leyla and Liam mekkin up drinks--food by Marlon, David and Vicky celebrate new venture--food by Marlon, all spoilt by the Al/ Chas big reveal--food by Marlon.

[x11barnsley]

Luv it

[x11barnsley]

“ Davids “ should become a hair dressers so he could have his locks done daily.
Also, Wendy needs her fringe cutting so it’s certain to be a gold mine just like the beauty place which regularly has more staff than customers.
Cains locked up so his brother is making an appearance soon.
I wonder if he’ll be Abel ?

[Romared]

Cain needs that black earrd onniz nooaz squeezin , 👃 Bear liked iz titty roll 😃