"Statistics are like mini-skirts...."

[Red Zone]

Just to prove that Ebbe was spot on all those years ago here's a little quiz

Across all 4 leagues/92 clubs in englandshire the top 3 players when measured by league goals scored per minute played are as follows

1. Erling Haaland - a goal every 54 minutes played
2. ???? - a goal every 56 minutes played
3 Aleksander Mitrovic - a goal every 102 minutes played

So who is number 2 just narrowly behind the great Erling Haaland?

[Jupiter]

FFS it's Cosgrove

[donsdaft]

The stats given by s'hite commentators in England do my f'uckin head in.

" He's scored the second biggest amount of goals on a Tuesday with a 5 o'clock kick off since the Premier League began."

Just the sort of stuff guaranteed to enhance your viewing.

[InversneckieDob]

I heard that stat someplace else. Cosgrove is the ultimate streak player.
When he went on that mad run for us, he looked the part.
But when the mojo left him, it left him altogether.