Whoopee, it's snowed!

[Supersub6]

It Snowed Last night.
8-00 am : I made a Snowman.
8-10 - A Lady passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow woman.
8-15 so I made a Snow woman.
8-18 my female neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8-20 The gay couple living nearby threw a Hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8-23 I was asked why I hadn't just made a snow person
8-25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8-28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white.
8-31 The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a Burqa.
8-35 The police arrive and say someone has been offended.
8-38 The female neighbour complained again, that the Broomstick on the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8-40 The council equity officer arrives and threatened me with eviction.
8-45 TV crews from the BBC showed up, I was asked if there was a difference between a snowman and a snow woman! I replied
" snowballs" and am now called a ***ist.
8-50 I was on the news a a suspected terrorist, Racist, Homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
8-55 I was asked if I had any accomplices, my children were taken into care.
9-00 Far left protesters offended by everything March down my street demanding I be arrested.
Moral?
There is no moral to the story...it is what we have become.…

[The Bedlington Terrier]

It Snowed Last night.
8-00 am : I made a Snowman.
8-10 - A Lady passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow woman.
8-15 so I made a Snow woman.
8-18 my female neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8-20 The gay couple living nearby threw a Hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8-23 I was asked why I hadn't just made a snow person
8-25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8-28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white.
8-31 The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a Burqa.
8-35 The police arrive and say someone has been offended.
8-38 The female neighbour complained again, that the Broomstick on the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8-40 The council equity officer arrives and threatened me with eviction.
8-45 TV crews from the BBC showed up, I was asked if there was a difference between a snowman and a snow woman! I replied
" snowballs" and am now called a ***ist.
8-50 I was on the news a a suspected terrorist, Racist, Homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
8-55 I was asked if I had any accomplices, my children were taken into care.
9-00 Far left protesters offended by everything March down my street demanding I be arrested.
Moral?
There is no moral to the story...it is what we have become.…

Be careful what you wish for mein freund.

[Vintage Claret]

Well Sub, it is lucky you did not put a black & White shirt on your snowman or you may have been picketed by those from Sunderland branding you a football hooligan.

[Supersub6]

Well Sub, it is lucky you did not put a black & White shirt on your snowman or you may have been picketed by those from Sunderland branding you a football hooligan.

It's only a bit of snow VC ---not cold enough for a shirt of any kind or colour up here in the north east.

[Swissclaret]

I know it was written in jest, but sadly it is only too true these days.

You could always claim that you are LGBT+XYZ&ABC with a life choice of a transgender, a***ual hermaphrodite. It will also help if you are a black lesbian with three children living on the dole.

You will then be applauded for your stance against J K Rowling and her obvious racist and ***ist attitude to snow people in her Harry Potter books.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

A recent guest on a Frankie Boyle TV show said the hypocrisy of the English players is nauseating, quick as a flash a black, female guest said, "Yes LGBT" is just Harry Kane trying to learn the alphabet! Sinkov's "thick as mince" springs to mind.