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Thread: Chalky.

  1. #1
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    Chalky.

    Get your ar se back to work, there is a shortage of porters. Now. There are plenty of people but the problem is that they are unemployable, cant speak english, disabled, lazy, and the government still gives them money, houses, food, and drugs.

    If you refuse im going to find you and make a roast parrot lunch, with potatoes, green beans, and a glass of wine.

    Then im going to slap you around the face a few times, tie your hands to my car bumper, then drag you to Nottingham hospital.

  2. #2
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    Frank, you are now clearly a man of God. But isn't this change rather like changing tactics when you are 5-0 down with 5 minutes left? You know the substance of the result and the subsequent ramifications.

    In the event of there actually being a God surely such entity would know your entire history and would see not just what you do but also the reason for why you are doing it and what you are actually thinking, which for you is a problem.

    So you may as well revert back to being a full time c­unt. If there is a God you are already doomed to eventually go where you will need no heating. If there is not a God then you will have lost nothing.
    Last edited by _Stefan_Kuntz; 09-12-2022 at 02:17 PM.

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    Frank my friend…. On a similar thread as sheep…

    Porter? —- you mean Patient Escort? ..

    Coco is not a Parrot either

    Oh dear oh deary me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    If you refuse im going to find you and make a roast parrot lunch, with potatoes, fava beans and a nice chianti.
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  5. #5
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    I got the silence of the lambs link… but Chalky’s Coco is a cockatoo not a fo0king parrot 😀

    Frank is a cockofone 😎

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