Lankester, a towering failure.

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Lankester was handed the title of chief creator on the pitch after O halloran left. Having spent last season injured, and the years before that injured, what has Lankester delivered?

Nothing.

Lankester didnt get in the team saturday, and there was only 13 players left standing, and two of those were primary school kids. New contract coming up.

Then theres Janneh, from Bristol City, who showed " something", it was enough to sign him. It seems that if you see your doctor more than you see your wife, with a hint of talent, United want you.

What underpins all of this is money, there isnt any. Yet United have three money men. I pity wots his name, hes got nothing to play with. hes desperate, finding players with talent, fitness, and who want to play for Cambridge.

And earn peanuts compared to everyone else. Not going to happen is it, hes shopping at Aldi, and hospitals.

And the improvements behind the scenes are about improvements that should have been made millenia ago. Like a beer pump at the Kop end.

Laughable. United are in the stone age. Bonner was the cheap option, again, i bet his success was a shock to Barry, hes wants United down.

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Bonner has said that hes not in the market for a striker, thats because they cant afford one, but the team must create more.

All eyes on Lankester then, this lame, impotent pony. Yep, and theyve just given him a new contract. Unbelievable.

Will Lankester keep United up? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Whats his contribution, appearences, assists and goals.?

How many zeros are there in there. ? Lankesters contract must look like a price tag on a packet of twirls. Crikey, why am i complaining, o thats it, i want United down. Everything going to plan, with Barry as a co- conspirator.