I didn't get where I am today by spending 10 full English pounds to watch a bunch of overpaid snowflakes. BBC text updates and MM match threads are much cheaper.
PS I have another lawnmower up for grabs if you still need one. $10 but you'll need a 110V electric supply.
PPS Did I ever tell you the story about when I was interviewed by Churchill's grandson? I didn't get that job either