Ruben

[tied_up_in_notts]

I've been pawing over this and i think the puns should stop now !!!

Don't be such a puss.y

[1955pie]

I think this could end up as a catastrophe.

[the_anticlough]

Cease dis temper tantrum at once !

Contract prospects could be wrecked by one bad tackle, so he should wear hard pads on his shins

[lunaspie]

If he does leave it should be somewhere in Lancashire - he'd get along well with Manx.