FAO Salmon Dave

[57vintage]

There is a bit in one of this weeks episodes where the clubby book was mentioned. Someone hadn't been paying their weekly money so wasn't allowed any more stuff.

A great bit of social commentary of the times.

The ladies underwear section of a clubby was the closest ****age boys got to **** back in the day.

Aye, a corner of the page of fitba beets turned doon for a quick page change if there were footsteps on the stairs…

[TheDeeDon]

I think if all golfers looked as good as Heather, I could possibly take it up.

[TheDeeDon]

Just watched the episodes where Heather caught out Roger. What a plum.

Diane left him up the creek without a paddle too.

[57vintage]

Emily Shadwick is 40 (FORTY) today. Yikes.

Rules? Sure..

[InversneckieDob]

Was she nae in amongst Gerrard, then he and some "businessman" did a bit of swapping and he ended up with his current enjoyer of Bolivian marching powder.....allegedly.

[TheDeeDon]

Harry Cross has arrived!

All the time I watched it with him in it, I had never seen Edna, although he did often speak about her, so was a surprise to see her in it.

[57vintage]

My backlog of episodes is longer than Callum Finnegan’s charge sheet.

Still, happy 47th birthday, Beth.

[InversneckieDob]

My backlog of episodes is longer than Callum Finnegan’s charge sheet.

Still, happy 47th birthday, Beth.

I was in a pub in Windsor, good few years back, her and that boy Thewlis (helluva size of a boy) were in, this is when she was stepping out with him.
She's tiny, canna be much over 5 feet.
Shevwas dressed a bit "student chic", big long charity shop looking coat, a weird kinda Biggles flying hat but wool, but was very comely.
We never actually spoke but our eyes locked occasionally.
A look that said "If I wasn't with this big galloot I would transport you to previously unimagined levels of ecstacy".

Probably.

[TheDeeDon]

28 years this month since Beth Jordache, died in Brookside.

[57vintage]

28 years this month since Beth Jordache, died in Brookside.

The first incest story. What a cünt Trevor was.

The second was Nat, who was getting his Nat with his sister Georgia. That led to some fool, orra correspondent of Salmon Dave’s semi- competent comic to write in, “Admit it. If your sister looked like that, you’d have to consider it”.