Reading Bonners comments about how hard done by United are in recent games is at first, funny, then odd, then sad.

A game is 90 minutes, missing chances mean you can still create more, a good ten minute spell is not good enough.

Cant do it though. Good teams create chances constantly, its called domination, if you cant dominate, your not good enough. To expect strikers to convert chances that are rare is silly.

Just getting a shot on target is a triumph. If you could translate chances and goals percentage wise, Uniteds strikers are probably up there with the best.

Bonner is suffering, in the public domain.........and im loving it, schadenfreude at its best. I want a report on Barry, hes probably foaming at the mouth, raging, smashing tables and chairs with a pickaxe, red eyed, tongue lolling, blathering, picking at new pimples, has stained trousers, dandruff casacading like snow.

I can but dream, it wont be like that, probably, but he is suffering. My joy is doubled.