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Thread: Random Crap..

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    Random Crap..

    My car flashed up the other day your software upgrade is ready..

    Failed the 1st night as battery was not charged (have they seen the price of electric &#129320… Put it in save mode rather than oEV / Hybrid & after having to go in to the site it worked…

    Now then…

    Sat Nav has better features..
    Ok great as long as it takes me where I want to go…
    Scroll down…
    Alexa, Apple Play, Android etc etc upgrades..
    Not interested…

    New feature for your seats…
    Say “Hey” (choose seat).. set Heating / Air Conditioning to level (1-3)…
    Why? I can press a button?

    Adaptive Cruise Control has extra safety…
    WTF.. I’m English, how can you use CC in the UK especially the M60 ring road…

    Stopped reading it after that…

    What I did see today though is BMW charge a monthly subscription to active seat heating??

    Technology gone mad….

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    What kind of language is this you are speaking BDB?

    My car is 17 years old, has done 190.000 miles, remains reliable and gets me effectively from A to B.

    I really wouldn't want to exchange it for anything modern.

    How much hassle and unnecessary cost if one of the many computerised items starts being problematic?

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    He’s talking in runes, Howoldboy, he lost me at flashed.

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    I got confused by a flat tyre warning light in mine,it looked just like a water temperature light to me so anything more advanced than that is wasted on me

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    Oh,and there's a third stalk on my steering wheel that I've got no idea how to use,it's not indicators or wipers so I suppose it's not important

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    Oops sorry… wrong forum..

    Oop north everyone has a tractor 😀

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey View Post
    Oh,and there's a third stalk on my steering wheel that I've got no idea how to use,it's not indicators or wipers so I suppose it's not important
    Ejector seat mate… do not touch 😎

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackdogblue View Post
    Oops sorry… wrong forum..

    Oop north everyone has a tractor 😀
    You are oop north though

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    It’s amazing what tech u get in a Dacia nowadays 😎

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey View Post
    You are oop north though
    So will you if u press that button 😀😀..

    It’s probably cc but no one uses it

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