Happy May Day Comrades.

[donsdaft]

Greetings from the people's republic of Hungary.

[InversneckieDob]

Arise ye starvelings from your slumbers...

Happy Workers Day.

[Mason89]

I’m working it, zero hour contract, no bank holiday bonus.

Wish the starvelings would arise from their slumbers soon

[donsdaft]

Nah they're zonked.

Will waken up in time to wave their little union jacks, swear allegiance and revel in the fact that the world realises that they are the superior race.