Haw kel..

[Psaw]

No no no no no, what must you think of me Kel, i apologise. Ive been following the United Counties league, you know, Anstey Nomads and Birstall social, etc.

Just had a quick look at Div 2, and by golly you finished BOTTOM. 3029 average home attendance, well done there, and five home wins all season. Im shocked at such things, its like looking at the moon, i do with binoculars, and seeing a frisbee.

It cant be can it? What went wrong? How can i assuage your suffering?, you must be devastated. Youll be back next year as champions, undefeated at home, scoring 100 plus goals in the season.

And sell players for 6 million. The stands will be full, and there will be plans to build a much bigger ground.

I know, i thought id say it, has it helped?, i reckon not, misery doesnt respond to bull s hit. O well, always look on the bright side of life, everything is temporary, even the pain of relegation.

Cambridge have been there and will be again. You will be playing Kidderminster and St Albans, if they beat the other team who i cant remember, optimism for a home draw there.

Tally Ho.

[Chauncey]

It cant be can it? What went wrong? How can i assuage your suffering?, you must be devastated. Youll be back next year as champions, undefeated at home, scoring 100 plus goals in the season.

And sell players for 6 million. The stands will be full, and there will be plans to build a much bigger ground.

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I'm all for a bit of banter and p­iss taking Frank but don't make it sound that you are bonkers whilst doing it

[kel_]

No no no no no, what must you think of me Kel, i apologise. Ive been following the United Counties league, you know, Anstey Nomads and Birstall social, etc.

Just had a quick look at Div 2, and by golly you finished BOTTOM. 3029 average home attendance, well done there, and five home wins all season. Im shocked at such things, its like looking at the moon, i do with binoculars, and seeing a frisbee.

It cant be can it? What went wrong? How can i assuage your suffering?, you must be devastated. Youll be back next year as champions, undefeated at home, scoring 100 plus goals in the season.

And sell players for 6 million. The stands will be full, and there will be plans to build a much bigger ground.

I know, i thought id say it, has it helped?, i reckon not, misery doesnt respond to bull s hit. O well, always look on the bright side of life, everything is temporary, even the pain of relegation.

Cambridge have been there and will be again. You will be playing Kidderminster and St Albans, if they beat the other team who i cant remember, optimism for a home draw there.

Tally Ho.

Couldn’t give a fu­ck if I’m being honest, Frank. I’ll still get to watch football matches and crowd counting isn’t for me.