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    Worst songs ever.

    Not counting the novelty one's that are meant to be funny.

    You're a Lady - Peter Skellern
    Shoorah Shoorah - Betty Wright
    Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the Road
    Anything by Madness and Bad Manners

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    Quote Originally Posted by WBA1955 View Post
    Not counting the novelty one's that are meant to be funny.

    You're a Lady - Peter Skellern
    Shoorah Shoorah - Betty Wright
    Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the Road
    Anything by Madness and Bad Manners
    Oops up beside your Head - Gap Band
    Everyone used to dance on the floor in a line and if you had the fat f ucker in front of you - you could have been squashed! Remember it in Snobs, Boogies, Faces and Thursdays!

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    Always liked quite a few Madness songs myself!

    Worse songs? It's tempting to pick a genre as I really don't like drill/grime (even though I quite like a few early rap and hip hop "songs") but maybe that's unfair as I simply don't relate to the culture being the wrong age and race. So I'm going to go for the cloying barf-inducing "Grandad" by Clive Dunn 😁

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    Little Donkey - reminds me of Karlan Grant

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    MacArthur park.
    Can’t switch it off quick enough if it comes on.
    “ Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh no!”
    Amazes me how it ever got air play.

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    Any Queen song for me.

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    It's all subjective apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boingy View Post
    MacArthur park.
    Can’t switch it off quick enough if it comes on.
    “ Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh no!”
    Amazes me how it ever got air play.
    I love Donna Summer’s version of that song mate!🤣

    The terminology is all metaphors though isn’t it?

    I took it to mean that you’d stayed together too long in a relationship and it ended up ruined and you’d never find the same original magic again.

    Her vocals on that song were superb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WBA1955 View Post
    Not counting the novelty one's that are meant to be funny.

    You're a Lady - Peter Skellern
    Shoorah Shoorah - Betty Wright
    Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the Road
    Anything by Madness and Bad Manners
    Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep I loved and still do because I was 7 or 8 when it came out, I love Soley, Soley by Middle Of The Road as well and fancied the lead singer all those years ago.

    Stuff I hate,

    Clive Dunn - Grandad

    Whitney Houston - Amost anything she ever sang.

    Aretha Franklin - Who’s Zoomin Who ( WTF does that even mean?

    Everything by Ed Sheeran, George Ezra, Arctic Monkeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulman101 View Post
    Any Queen song for me.
    Fantastic, at last someone else who dislikes Queen. Horrible sh*te songs especially that f*ckin Bohemian Rhapsody drivel.

    Vienna by Ultravox is another load of toss.

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