For some reason Just Another Saturday came to mind last night, the scene where the tiny-cocked Orange marchers are in what is termed “Fenian Alley” and where the band is encouraged to give the marching tunes even greater volume. As they proceed through this RC-heavy ghetto, a resident of an upper tenement flat throws what turns out to be brown “erse effluent” towards the bigot gammons below. The unfortunate recipient of the brown bomb reacts by shouting in enraged tones to the artilleryman above:

“YE DIRTY BASTURT”

to which the response is:

“YOU CANNAE SPEAK - YOU’VE GOT SHÎTE ON YER FACE”.

Owned.