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    Spanish fitba guy

    Obviously be forced to resign early next week.as is the way

    Kissing thing......looked a bit over the top from him and uncalled for.

    Player over shoulder......player didnae seem to be giving a monkeys.

    Grabbing of crotch........it's his crotch ( thought at first it was a female player) he can do what he wants with it......considering there's near naked marches in every major toon in Europe during pride, a bit of Micheal Jackson isnae offensive.....surely.

    Play quite a bit of mixed pairs golf and when opposing wifey offers her cheek at the end I politely refuse and shake hands.

    Apparently that's a bit rude........but far safer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Obviously be forced to resign early next week.as is the way

    Kissing thing......looked a bit over the top from him and uncalled for.

    Player over shoulder......player didnae seem to be giving a monkeys.

    Grabbing of crotch........it's his crotch ( thought at first it was a female player) he can do what he wants with it......considering there's near naked marches in every major toon in Europe during pride, a bit of Micheal Jackson isnae offensive.....surely.

    Play quite a bit of mixed pairs golf and when opposing wifey offers her cheek at the end I politely refuse and shake hands.

    Apparently that's a bit rude........but far safer.
    The continentals particularly the French and Spanish have always been keen on this kissing on the cheek malarkey as a form of greeting.
    In my opinion they reap what they sow.
    A firm handshake is more than sufficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Obviously be forced to resign early next week.as is the way

    Kissing thing......looked a bit over the top from him and uncalled for.

    Player over shoulder......player didnae seem to be giving a monkeys.

    Grabbing of crotch........it's his crotch ( thought at first it was a female player) he can do what he wants with it......considering there's near naked marches in every major toon in Europe during pride, a bit of Micheal Jackson isnae offensive.....surely.

    Play quite a bit of mixed pairs golf and when opposing wifey offers her cheek at the end I politely refuse and shake hands.

    Apparently that's a bit rude........but far safer.
    Any golfer with a modicum of self respect doesn’t play mixed pairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noahrab View Post
    Any golfer with a modicum of self respect doesn’t play mixed pairs.
    😆

    Meh partner wud destroy you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post


    Meh partner wud destroy you.
    Would he now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noahrab View Post
    Would he now.
    She.

    Best pairs partner ever.

    Looking at your scores I just don't think you would compete.......just an opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    She.

    Best pairs partner ever.

    Looking at your scores I just don't think you would compete.......just an opinion.
    Lets drop the pronouns.

    I haven’t played for weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noahrab View Post
    Lets drop the pronouns.

    I haven’t played for weeks.
    Is that an excuse or an acceptance?

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    Mixed pairs golf oyf.

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    Spanish guys mother on hunger strike, she will be drummed out of the sisterhood.

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