You Couldn't Make This Up

[animallittle3]

The brassed faced feckers .


AN EVENING WITH BARNSLEY FC - News - Barnsley Football Club https://www.barnsleyfc.co.uk/news/20...ber-fan-forum/

[POGGYWELL]

Absolutely Gob Smacked !

At 7pm on Monday 4th December, we’ll be throwing open the doors of the Copier Systems Legends Suite with fans in attendance able to ask questions of Chairman, Neerav Parekh, Director, Julie Anne Quay and Reds Head Coach, Neill Collins.

Where’s the CEO ?

[Young_Nudger]

I’m gunna see if I can get a ticket.
And to all those that are interested in what happens behind the scenes - which is most people on here - then get yourself a ticket.
You might be surprised.

[pass_and_move]

This charade will be occurring 2 days after our scheduled FA cup 2nd round match away to Sutton. Oh, hang on a minute.........

[pass_and_move]

I’m gunna see if I can get a ticket.
And to all those that are interested in what happens behind the scenes - which is most people on here - then get yourself a ticket.
You might be surprised.

Only thing I'll be surprised at is if they give anybody a straight answer

[Young_Nudger]

Only thing I'll be surprised at is if they give anybody a straight answer

So that’s the first person that’s going to be surprised.
Anymore?

[SBRed48]

So that’s the first person that’s going to be surprised.
Anymore?

The triumph of hope over experience Nudge.

Tell us the last time you or anyone got a straight, detailed answer to a question of importance.

"Mr Parekh, we should have played in the FA Cup on Saturday. Could you explain the issues/ problems at the club that led us to fielding an ineligible player ?"

Mr Parekh replies, "You would not expect me to reveal matters that are the subject of an internal investigation"

Wise nodding from audience. Next question. "Are we likely to see chicken flatbreads return ?"

[animallittle3]

I’m gunna see if I can get a ticket.
And to all those that are interested in what happens behind the scenes - which is most people on here - then get yourself a ticket.
You might be surprised.

Last time tha were there , the chairman and the CEO didn't even offer you the respect to listen to your question .

[animallittle3]

So that’s the first person that’s going to be surprised.
Anymore?

I don't need to go to the Conservative Party Conference to know they are a bunch of nasty , incompetent , self serving and slimy feck wits do i ? .