I say chaps

[Psaw]

Can i send a few boxes of PG tips up? I trust you all have hot water bottles and spades, dont forget to feed the birds and leave unfrozen water out. Is it true a polar bear was spotted?

[howoldboy]

Can i send a few boxes of PG tips up? I trust you all have hot water bottles and spades, dont forget to feed the birds and leave unfrozen water out. Is it true a polar bear was spotted?

No it's not true. It was a leopard.

[Blackdogblue]

It will not have been a red squirrel… just saying for a dear friend 😎

[Psaw]

Im full of helpful suggestions, heres another. In the event of a volcano eruption or being covered in six feet of water it might be helpful to build a platform on your roofs.

You will need to store newspapers and twigs in your house not outside.

In the event of a volcano, eternal night will result, the only way to be seen will be to light a fire higher up, be careful not to set light to the platform, who knows, someone may care, like a helicopter.

In the event of being in six feet of water, it will help more as a day is split into two, a fire will be seen at night. Being in six feet of water in your house will not allow you to go and get a pint of milk and a loaf.

A helicopter will bring snap to keep you going.

[Blackdogblue]

You been on the White Spirit again Frank…

The loneliness of the Amber & Black is starting to show … 😎

[griff]

Snap is Yorkshire frank. Try the Bradford board.

[Blackdogblue]

Snap is a Manc saying tbh Griff 👍

[griff]

Probably both then. We don't use it up here much.

https://www.ncm.org.uk/app/uploads/2...n-Activity.pdf

[Psaw]

I say chaps, things arnt well. I flick through the news channels in the morning and for some reason dwelt too long on Airang, a Korean channel between GB news and Talk tv.

There was a middle aged woman, zombie like, performing Gugak dancing, and it caught me unawares, as i had been listening to Sunak talk cobblers. I considered calling the doctor.

Gugak dancing is the above woman wearing a get up with sleeves three times too long, and posing, slow motion like.

She throws her long sleeves into the air, then turns arms out stretched in slow motion.

When she gets to a gong thing, like on the films, she raps on it. The music has a whistle that could crack armour plated tanks. I never thought that Eastenders could be bettered for mind numbing pap, but there you go.

Is this how Mellish and the team are performing? I must urge you to check out Gugak.

I have a tendency to go too far, i hope i havent. I wonder if Blackpool have a Gugak event, disguised as cultural entertainment.

[Psaw]

No banter then you lads are so sensitive.