....I'm sorry but I just cannot watch the game. I'm gonna just sit in a dark room somewhere and wait until it's over. Or just go and do the shopping and pretend nothing is happening.

As Adrian Chiles put it, we are due to be handed our backsides on a plate and, as long as it isn't anymore than 2, I will take it...

....but I can't watch the actual process.

It's the tension.