I watched Real Madrid v Girona last night, Girona have a 21yo Brazilian right-back Yan Couto on loan from City, dear me, he had a mare, he had a new arse ripped that many times the Spanish New Arse shop must have been running low on supplies, he made Vitinho look like Keith Newton.

In the 88th minute he capped an abject display by giving a penalty away, the pen hit the post and rebounded out, the clock was showing 90 minutes 15 seconds and the ref blew for time. Besides the pen there were the usual delays for injuries, Bellingham alone must have held the game up for 3/4 minutes while down injured, and substitutions, I was expecting anything between 5 and 10 minutes but we got 15 seconds. Why was this, do they not play added time in Spain ?