Paul Gambacconi

[yoonited]

to be clear I I want you to know that I’ve never looked for them in Lidl,Weatherspoons,on the top of a bus or at Meadow Lane between the hours of 3-5pm on a Saturday

For me to believe a word of that I'd need confirmation from your wife/partner/probation officer (you've been away for some considerable time with no explanation).

[yoonited]

I suppose the next thing you'll be trying to claim is that we don't have snapping turtles up here either. Such is our affection for all animals cute and cuddly, we've already named him fluffy.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...-cumbrian-tarn

[chaincey.ncfc]

That’s an awesome link yoonited and I enjoyed reading that,I wonder what will become of…erm,Fluffy? It looks like a fearsome creature all right and I wouldn’t fancy meeting a fully grown one in the wrong circumstances

As for proof that I’ve never looked for red squirrels at Meadow Lane etc I’m unfortunately unable to provide the details that you require as I’ve no partner and live on my own and my probation officer gave up on me years ago when I kept on bringing up the subject of red squirrels

[griff]

I have a possible explanation. Know what snapping turtles eat?

Red……..

































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