In/Out Thread

[NaeMairNeeps]

Red_John - oot!
All major puntzpishers - oot

[Shetland Don]

If the current AFC team was a jigsaw puzzle, it would have too many middle pieces and no wide pieces on the corners - no matter what was in the picture on the box it could therefore never be completed. That’s why the likes of Kilmarnock are starting games against us as favourites and we are struggling even to get a top six finish!

Consider the following assessment applicable to Warnock, Cormack and likely others which spring to mind (not limited to AFC associated personnel).

Consider the task of completing of a jigsaw puzzle .... even just a wee one.

Anyone with the sensory and or intellectual capacity, within a fairly wide range above or below average will first turn all the pieces the right way up, sort through to find the 4 corner pieces and the straight edges, then look at the picture on the box lid, compare, and arrange. Then, having completed the frame, find pieces which correspond with the colour pattern characteristics of different regions of the box-lid picture ... and go from there.

An individual with mild to significant visual or intellectual impairment will do likewise, but just take a good bit longer.

A higher functioning individual might first turn all the pieces the right way up, then look at the picture on the box lid, and place the pieces as they come to hand, edge, corner, high, low, left, right and centre... and complete the puzzle in good time.

A fkn superhuman might do likewise and complete said puzzle correctly without even looking at the box lid!

An severely intellectually diminished individual, however, will look at the box lid pic, but will not recognise its association with the task, and/or the puzzle pieces, and proceed in connecting the pieces randomly, or in a way it pleases them .... without bothering to first turn all the pieces the right way up ... or even at any stage turn all the pieces the right way up.

A blind person might do likewise ... not being able to see the box lid or see the puzzle pieces ... but probably wouldn't ... he/she/they being equally unable to 'see' the fkn point!

Warnock/Cormack/(add as applicable) would do likewise .... not because they do not see the box lid or the pieces, and not because they fail to recognise the association between the box lid pic and the puzzle pieces .... but because they are adamant that the box lid picture is wrong and they can make a better one!

Which, ultimately, to anyone of average vision and/or intelligence, is fkn moronic!

[TheDeeDon]

If AFC were a jigsaw puzzle, you had better count the pieces first, as you can guarantee quite a few would be missing.