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    Quote Originally Posted by griff View Post
    Loads of stuff come from Shakespeare too:

    https://www.ef.edu/blog/language/wor...eare-invented/

    Doesn’t mean I have to rush to the nearest theatre, now does it Chalky.
    Ha! Bill Shakespeare may think himself as a wordsmith but he’s a mere apprentice compared to the main man upstairs,his place of worship ain’t even dedicated just to him nor open 365 days a year either,comparing Shakespeare to Enid Blyton would be more apt

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaincey.ncfc View Post
    Ha! Bill Shakespeare may think himself as a wordsmith but he’s a mere apprentice compared to the main man upstairs,his place of worship ain’t even dedicated just to him nor open 365 days a year either,comparing Shakespeare to Enid Blyton would be more apt
    That is offensive and inappropriate Chalky.

    Let's face it neither God nor Shakespeare are fit to lace Enid's boots.

    Who will ever forget masterpieces such as The Rilloby Fair Mystery, The Rat-A-Tat Mystery, The Rockingdown Mystery, The Ring O' Bells Mystery, The Rubadub Mystery, The Ragamuffin Mystery, Five On A Treasure Island etc.

    Surely you know that Kiki the parrot in the Adventure books was based on a real parrot named Kiki that was owned by Enid's aunt. Enid said: "She was a wonderful parrot, intelligent, talkative and mischievous."

    I think you really need to read a bit more Enid Blyton and give up on the religious stuff.

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    Five go to Billyc­ock hill was seminal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howoldboy View Post

    Who will ever forget masterpieces such as The Rilloby Fair Mystery, The Rat-A-Tat Mystery, The Rockingdown Mystery, The Ring O' Bells Mystery, The Rubadub Mystery, The Ragamuffin Mystery, Five On A Treasure Island etc

    Surely you know that Kiki the parrot in the Adventure books was based on a real parrot named Kiki that was owned by Enid's aunt. Enid said: "She was a wonderful parrot, intelligent, talkative and mischievous."

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    It seems that Enid liked to write the odd mystery or two then but surely she’s just a pale childish imitation of Agatha Christie,the true master of the who done it?

    I’ve looked into Kiki the parrot and she sounds like a sulphur chested c0ckatoo just like Coco,hugely amusing and intellegent birds and I suspect that Kiki cracked the kids mystery by herself

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff View Post
    Five go to Billyc­ock hill was seminal.
    You sure that’s not some dodgy vhs video you watched back in the day griff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaincey.ncfc View Post
    It seems that Enid liked to write the odd mystery or two then but surely she’s just a pale childish imitation of Agatha Christie,the true master of the who done it?

    I’ve looked into Kiki the parrot and she sounds like a sulphur chested c0ckatoo just like Coco,hugely amusing and intellegent birds and I suspect that Kiki cracked the kids mystery by herself
    I'm a little shocked that you're being so offensive towards Enid.

    Not content in insinuating that she was inferior to God and William Shakespeare, you now have the audacity to suggest she was also inferior to Agatha Christie.

    I knew that religious sentiment could lead to discrimination and prejudice, but I really didn't expect it to effect you like this Chalky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaincey.ncfc View Post
    You sure that’s not some dodgy vhs video you watched back in the day griff?
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Five-Go-Bil...a-695c1def786e

    It’s the one where Julian gets to shag Ann.

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff View Post
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Five-Go-Bil...a-695c1def786e

    It’s the one where Julian gets to shag Ann.
    I thought Julian preferred Dick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by howoldboy View Post
    I'm a little shocked that you're being so offensive towards Enid.

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    I suspected that you might fancy Enid howoldboy so I googled a few photos of her… she ain’t a patch on Lorraine McIntosh

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaincey.ncfc View Post
    I suspected that you might fancy Enid howoldboy so I googled a few photos of her… she ain’t a patch on Lorraine McIntosh
    You're not comparing like with like though.

    She's better looking than God, Shakespeare and Christie.

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