Anyone bother going out and getting bladdered in the name of some Irish saint who took Christianity to the Irish and claims to have driven the snakes out of Ireland? Tbh there wasn’t any snakes there to drive out in the first place but let’s not the truth get in the way of a good story,personally I’ve never really been bothered about it since watching a programme on tv about the Yanks celebrating it and donating cash to the IRA whist England was being pub bombed back in the day

Anyway I’ve since learnt that any food and alcohol restriction’s that you are keeping to during Lent are lifted for the day and as I’m keeping off the booze until Easter I’m going to celebrate him with a bottle of Southern Comfort that I’ve got hidden away somewhere