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Long hair
bald
bad hair
red card
Fatso
Want to punch in face
shortarse
lanky twat
wished he'd played for us
Gutted he played for us
Dirtiest
Villain
Hero
(I've left the fields blank so you can just copy them. Any player-Toon or otherwise for any category.)
Feel free to add another category.
Last edited by Zippity; 29-03-2024 at 10:00 PM.
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Long hair-Darren Peacock
bald-Ketsbaia
bad hair-Waddle
red card-Roy Kean
Fatso-Sol Campbell
Want to punch in face
shortarse-David Speedie
lanky **** Crouch
wished he'd played for us-in terms of who played against us? Scholes
Gutted he played for us-so, so manyDes Hamilton
Dirtiest Harry Kane
Villain-Kevin Philips
Hero-David Kelly
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Great thread.
Long hair - Robbie Savage
bald hair - Ketsbia
bad hair - Carroll and his braids
red card - Zidane in World Cup. (although Beckham always sits near there and the Rooney one where Ronaldo winked)
Fatso - Lukaku (always remember his return to Chelsea and the shirt on him as if painted.)
Want to punch in face - Klopp
shortarse - Ryan Taylor (don't think he was even that short but always sticks in my mind as a shortarse
lanky **** - Crouch, god love him Xd
wished he'd played for us - Luka Modric
Gutted he played for us - Sol Campbell
Dirtiest - Callum McManaman
Villain - numerous referees or Richard Masters (****)
Hero - Jonas, there are others I know but I always remember that goal against Hammers, after cancer and saving us. . . I also remember getting drunk that night and buying his shirt
Hall Of Fame
Long hair - Venison
bald - Stephen Carr
bad hair - Keith Gillespie
red card - Barton / Bowyer
Fatso - R9
Want to punch in face - Pardew
shortarse - Beardo
lanky twat - 19yr old Andy Carrol
wished he'd played for us - Ronaldinho/Zidane/Cantona
Gutted he played for us - Nicky Butt
Dirtiest - Roy Keane
Villain - Shelvey
Hero - Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearer
Most likely to get you off ya seat - Robert
Hall Of Fame
Long hair: Valderama
bald: Lombardo
bad hair: Emerson ( Boro)
red card: Saylor
Fatso: Sol Campbell
Want to punch in face: Owen
shortarse: Ryan Frazer
Lanky ****: Crouchie
wished he'd played for us: Ronaldo
Gutted he played for us: Colback
Dirtiest: Cattermole
Villain: Marcelino
Hero: Shearer
Ugliest: Beardo
Embarrassing: Gazza
Most exciting: Asprilla
boring: Milner
Seems to have been around for 100 years:: Milner
Greediest: Mbappe
Waste of a wage: Henry Saivet
Player you forgot played for Newcastle:Ronny Johnson
Hall Of Fame
Ha Ha, what did you not like about Gillespies hair Raga?Originally Posted by Ragatino
Hall Of Fame
Some great shouts there Jammy. Surprised FCB didnt get in as a villain.Great thread.
Long hair - Robbie Savage
bald hair - Ketsbia
bad hair - Carroll and his braids
red card - Zidane in World Cup. (although Beckham always sits near there and the Rooney one where Ronaldo winked)
Fatso - Lukaku (always remember his return to Chelsea and the shirt on him as if painted.)
Want to punch in face - Klopp
shortarse - Ryan Taylor (don't think he was even that short but always sticks in my mind as a shortarse
lanky **** - Crouch, god love him Xd
wished he'd played for us - Luka Modric
Gutted he played for us - Sol Campbell
Dirtiest - Callum McManaman
Villain - numerous referees or Richard Masters (****)
Hero - Jonas, there are others I know but I always remember that goal against Hammers, after cancer and saving us. . . I also remember getting drunk that night and buying his shirt
Hall Of Fame
Ha Ha, was going to suggest Neil Lennon for headbutting Shearers boot as dirtiest.Long hair-Darren Peacock
bald-Ketsbaia
bad hair-Waddle
red card-Roy Kean
Fatso-Sol Campbell
Want to punch in face
shortarse-David Speedie
lanky **** Crouch
wished he'd played for us-in terms of who played against us? Scholes
Gutted he played for us-so, so many
Dirtiest Harry Kane
Villain-Kevin Philips
Hero-David Kelly
Hall Of Fame
Long hair Savage
bald Shelvey
bad hair Pedro
red card Beckham
Fatso Sol Campbell
Want to punch in face Joking Ear
shortarse Pedro
lanky **** Crouchy
wished he'd played for us Michael Carrick
Gutted he played for us Sol Campbell
Dirtiest Keane
Villain Keane again
Hero Big Al
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Ha ha...missed the punch in the face.
Pickford.
Some cracking additions, lads.
Most likely to get you off your seat-Ben Arfa
Ugliest-Ian Dowie
Embarrassing-Sol Campbell
Greediest-Owen
Boring-Kane again
Got another one...Hardest...Pearce
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