Mine is:
Whatever you do in life do not go to University. Really is a racket these days for getting you in debt for life. The Universities have not the slightest interest in you and the people they employ to collect the fees are worse than gangland debt collectors. Zero compassion. Lost count of how many families have had their lives ruined by pushing their kids into University. All you are left with is debt and regret.
Grow Up !
Never dismiss a good idea because of a personal issue with the source.
Own your decisions.
Dont dwell on past mistakes.
Best advice I could give to any young person is to leave the UK if you can .
You can achieve anything you want....within reason of course !
I mean if you're an ugly fat scruffy c*nt you'd never become prime minister....oh wait.
Don’t……do not ……absolutely refrain from starting to support the Millers.
Stop it before you get in too deep
Don't get Married, unless you like wedding cake.
Wait a minute, you can go to someone elses wedding, & get wedding cake.
Question everything and think for yourself in a critical manner, always ask who benefits. oh and put down your phone for F's sake
Be yourself no matter what. If others don’t like it then they are not worth it.