Ive just watched the football league programme and match of the day, and goalkeeping now has hit new lows. I think it was the Crewe keeper who was like a deer in headlights.

Yet there are keeper coaches who earn fortunes. What is taught? Daily. Full time football is a nonsense, in the old days the players would go to the pub and become alcoholics in the afternoon, what do they do these days? It isnt the Beckham thing, he would practice free kicks, learning to put top spin on the ball.

That paid off, getting the ball up and down, even under the bar. I tried that, you can put as much power behind a shot regardless, as long as you hit the ball mid ball or marginally top half.

Goalkeeping is dreadful, as long as your 6 foot 8, have tattoos, you will earn 70 grand a week at a premier club.

Goal keeping not needed.