things that p*ss you off

[mondo_notion]

The ones that stand up when the plane stops, where the f*ck do they think they’re going? Never seen the big fuss at the departure gate either. You’ve got a ticket, there’s a seat with your name on it, calm the f*ck down.

Everything about flying gets on my tits.

I get some funny looks from the people queuing waiting to get off as I'm still sat down reading my book. I agree with the departure lounge w*nkers as well although if you know it's a busy flight you might not get your cabin baggage on if you're still sat at the bar while every one else is fighting for position.

Folk that like Trainspotting 2

Folk that drive with hats on (unless your work dictates).

You look like a cnt and drive like a tw@t - stop it.

You guys must be some chilled out dudes if that is all that makes you mad. What about people who use a mobility scooter when they clearly don't need it? The shop assistants on the till in the morning yapping to a customer when you're behind them getting even later for work? This is your chance to vent that anger. Come on, let f*ck out of it!