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    things that p*ss you off

    Thought we need a thread where we can all vent our anger about the things in life that really get us worked up.

    Now the story that inspired me to do this was one I heard today on the news about iphone users not being able to type the letter I for a while today. (or something along those lines). It's not f*cking news. Also noticed a headline, squeezed in somewhere between the Texas shooting and an 18 moth old baby being murdered, that whatsapp had stopped working for a few hours. Get a grip of yourselves there is a lot more going on in the world than having a few hours with out your group chats.

    Now I can admit that there are a lot of things that really annoy me where I know it is me that is totally in the wrong. For example, old people walking. Get out the F*cking way grandpa. I am a fast walker, sue me. Also people that cause a bottleneck at airports coming out of security, day dreaming trailing their suitcase behind them not giving anyone room to get by. It's really simple stuff.

    I've got loads more but don't want people to think I'm a miserable c*nt.

    Fill your boots folks.....

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    People who queue to get on & off planes. Worse than Huns

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    House party guitarists

    The very worst humanity has to offer

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    Folk that like Trainspotting 2

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    Folk that drive with hats on (unless your work dictates).

    You look like a cnt and drive like a tw@t - stop it.

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    1-Guffball
    2-Coldplay
    3-Psycophantic hun ball sniffers(ala Jim White)
    4-Transfer Windows
    5-When you go abroad to watch a match and it ends up 0-0(F@cking Feyenoord)
    6-C@nts that have "done everything" and "been everywhere"
    7-When you meet a bird whos photos have clearly been tampered with and she is in fact a gargoyle and not the hottie you thought
    8-The hipster look
    9-Anyone who refers to sevco being liquidated "again" or dying "again"
    10-Anyone who tries to force religion on you
    11-Trying to phone the Aberdeen FC ticket office
    12- Brewdog
    13-Being offshore at christmas
    14-The pig hordes and their ambulance chasing and candle lit vigils
    15-The way Pittodrie sells out for big games and is half empty the rest of the season
    16-The fact Waynes World 3 never went into production
    17-Americans and their gun views*
    18-When I get on the plane long haul and realise my kindles battery is low and my charger is in the hold
    19-People who go to the gym and bulk up on their upper body and not their flamingo legs and refer to it as training (training for what exactly)
    20-When I had tickets to see Dio in Glasgow which was cancelled as he was ill then the selfish bugger went and died so I never saw him



    This is just the first things off the top of my head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    People who queue to get on & off planes. Worse than Huns
    I don't get it. Do you mean the (unts who leap up at the first hint of boarding or as soon as the plane lands are up all in about the overheard compartments? Admittedly it's been a while since I've been on a plane but you do at some point have to cue to get on a plane, lest you end up sitting on your tod.

    (unts that clap when the plane lands. Backward idiots.

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    The ones that stand up when the plane stops, where the f*ck do they think they’re going? Never seen the big fuss at the departure gate either. You’ve got a ticket, there’s a seat with your name on it, calm the f*ck down.

    Everything about flying gets on my tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    Everything about flying gets on my tits.

    Hot KLM Stewardesses?
    Free booze?
    The fact you could be flying somewhere awesome?

    But aye c@nts who jump up and queue. **** them. I have worse thing to worry about then hot tailing it off a plane. They even still do it when you need a bus transfer to the terminal. Buffoons.If you have a latchy connection I understand but nine times out of ten you get told to come to the front anyway

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    SUV'S, Range Rovers and thon Australian Ute type things that seem to be gaining in popularity nowadays.

    The type of vehicles that ought to

    A - Be Heavily Taxed , regardless of low omissions etc !!!
    B - Forced to Park at the furthest away point in Supermarkets
    Last edited by theoninedog; 07-11-2017 at 12:51 PM.

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    Speaking of which, folk that park over two spaces are c*nts. No exceptions

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    What really annoys me about flying is that is so damned slow. Planes aren't any faster than they were 50 years ago. I thought somebody would have invented a hypersonic space plane that could fly to Australia in half an hour by now.

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    A’thing.

    A’body.

    **** off the lot o ye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    A’thing.

    A’body.

    **** off the lot o ye.
    Cyclists in Dyce

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    People who use the word 'action' as a verb. "When will you action this?" When you kill yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneBrianIrvine View Post
    Folk on fitba forums still using Castle Grayskull instead of Snake Mountain...
    And, dare I say, even using Skeletor as an analogy in the first place? Yes, he was undeniably evil; but he was also ******* awesome. Huns and sevco don't deserve to be compared to such a cold, calculating villain.

    Even a step further, imagine this boy as our next manager after DM: here he is celebrating the winner against septic

    Last edited by Jormungand; 07-11-2017 at 07:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    The ones that stand up when the plane stops, where the f*ck do they think they’re going? Never seen the big fuss at the departure gate either. You’ve got a ticket, there’s a seat with your name on it, calm the f*ck down.

    Everything about flying gets on my tits.
    I get some funny looks from the people queuing waiting to get off as I'm still sat down reading my book. I agree with the departure lounge w*nkers as well although if you know it's a busy flight you might not get your cabin baggage on if you're still sat at the bar while every one else is fighting for position.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo1983 View Post
    Folk that like Trainspotting 2
    Quote Originally Posted by DonUnder View Post
    Folk that drive with hats on (unless your work dictates).

    You look like a cnt and drive like a tw@t - stop it.
    You guys must be some chilled out dudes if that is all that makes you mad. What about people who use a mobility scooter when they clearly don't need it? The shop assistants on the till in the morning yapping to a customer when you're behind them getting even later for work? This is your chance to vent that anger. Come on, let f*ck out of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneBrianIrvine View Post
    Folk on fitba forums still using Castle Grayskull instead of Snake Mountain...

    oh and butter in the jam and vice versa - grrrrrrrrrrrr
    Grates me greatly also

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    Plastic fans. And I don't even mean the 2 or 3 games a season f*ckers. You know who I am on about, we all have them. They arrive at work with the dirty celtic/hun tracksuit bottoms. They've never even mentioned football before but turns out they call themselves fans.

    They couldn't name 5 players of 'their team' or have any idea who they are playing but will crawl straight out the woodwork on social media when 'their team' gets one over the dandies.

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    Anything connected with Phil Collins
    Aberdeen airport.
    Folk wearin sun glasses on crap days and indoors. Only blind folk and erseholes do that.
    Zoe Ball. Would not have been anything if not for he da.
    Weekend TV
    Fog offshore.
    Leg room on planes.
    Scotrail, East Coast, Virgin
    Norwegians
    Poncie Coffee Shops. Dinna complain about the price of petrol if you drink that stuff
    Bottled " natural spring water" Why does it need a steel by date.
    Folk fa canna put shopping trolleys back.
    Folk fa canna use indicators.
    Funcy patterned bog roll. Why ? FFS what a waste. Once used it looks like Sh1te
    Healthy option meals in supermarkets. Why make the unhealthy option if it tastes the same as they claim.
    I could go on and on part 2 may follow.

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