We’re gonna clipe to pritti patel on you.
She's pretty decent to look at, until you see the size of her a'rse.
She's an evil cow though and I don't think anyone could live with that smirk
Well,...to be fair, you "only" have to row halfway across. ( The French Coastguard will make sure you are safe to there ) Then , you`ll get a lift from the Royal Navy ?
So, do we ask all future Trialists to row the full width of the Channel ??
( And is this beginning to get a bit TOO Alf Garnet yet ? )
With Eddie Howe coming in as Celtic boss I wonder if it will hinder us taking Leigh Griffiths from them. Stephen Glass will give us an insight into a few signings once he starts the job here....it’s a long row over the Atlantic so be patient.