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Either you are snoring or just undecided and snoringOriginally Posted by gaz1959
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My next venture onto the M25 will be the Rapid Vienna game and I'm planning to swap the Peugeot 308 for an Abrams Tank with 'Sweet Home Alabama' blaring out of the turret.
Staying overnight but the Friday morning, with 18 pints of Theakstons Old Peculiar inside of me celebrating a Moyes masterclass, should be interesting.
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The tank should come in handy for those pesky M25 protesters DJ.
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I snore from all sorts of places these daysEither you are snoring or just undecided and snoring
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Well Sir..The tank should come in handy for those pesky M25 protesters DJ.
The Nazis have made us change our tactics. Prison for sitting on a road ? What is this, Russia ?
Plod will be spraying us with novichok next.
So we made our protest outside Priti's office yesterday. Vernon dyed his dreadlocks pink, Chrysalis wore her Earth Mother green suit and Masterton held a banner saying 'Our Children will explode' written in early medieval English. That'll teach 'em. And we'll be there again today until they listen and pay us the money to insulate our houses in Wimbledon Village because we're broke spending everything on protesting.
One unsavoury incident has to be noted however.
At around 11, Torquay MP Penny Mordaunt, who Piers said was 'a bit of a spunker for her age', bared her arse out of the car window as she was driven by in a fuel-guzzling monstrosity.
Once my hands had been unglued I had to clean myself up.
With eco-friendly compostable tissues naturally.
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Struck again today. Facking useless oxygen thieves.
Jail the Kants and throw away the key but if one of the bints scrubs up ok, send her to Langport and I'll give her a new take on cavity filling!!
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Any protesting pondlife on the A3 Saturday and i will run them over claiming i could not see them as the sun was in my eyes.
I am entitled to be on the road and they are not... Simples as Acido's cat would say.
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Indeed mate,
Facking gutless plod doing nothing about it.
What do you expect from tossers who think that criminals need to be understood and counseled.
Spray the kants with petrol and toss in a match. At least it won't be wasted fuel!
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Yes and chuck Priti Patel and Cressida Dick on the funeral pyre as well.
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As you say Mon Ami, us of a more sinister persuasion would have gladly mown down the heretics whilst having Beethoven blasting out from all sides.
Sadly this generation simply haven't got the wherewithal I'm afraid. Personally I'd use a combine harvester on the tossers and use them as fertilizer seeing that they like the earth that much, but Dick would probably see their side of things and I'd be at her majesty's doing a twenty stretch before you could say " oi Greta open wide your bald Kant!
Sad times my friend.
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