things that p*ss you off

[donsdaft]

I thought that was just me.

Even programs I used to enjoy like The Now Show are f'ucked.

First 10 minutes are fine with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis but then they hand over to utter dross.

The news quiz is a shadow of it's former self with females who's only line is " I'm a lesbian "

That's the radio, where all the talent is, god knows how bad it's gotten on tv.

Thank f'uck for Ed Reardon.

[phuxachemin]

Part 2
Tories
Marzipan
Canadian offshore survival
Wind
Privatisation
Th Cooncil
Uncoordinated utility works
Speed cameras, safety my erse
Hard hats
Shutting aff Bedford Road
TV and Radio Adverts
Feckin DJs yapping through a tune and cutting it aff early.
Nae cash turnstiles
Jim Carey
Fitiver happened to answers on a postcard. None of that now We need your texts and phone so the cash we make is worth more that the poxy prize.

[57vintage]

I thought that was just me.

Even programs I used to enjoy like The Now Show are f'ucked.

First 10 minutes are fine with Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis but then they hand over to utter dross.

The news quiz is a shadow of it's former self with females who's only line is " I'm a lesbian "

That's the radio, where all the talent is, god knows how bad it's gotten on tv.

Thank f'uck for Ed Reardon.

I think Juppo’s done well on The News Quiz, but it’s best when Jeremy Hardy’s on. Mark Steel’s contributions are aye superbly splenetic.

I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue is still unmissable although Graham Garden’s absence is a worry.

Radio 4’s best 30 minutes though is Any Answers on Saturdays at 2pm. Anita brightens my journey en route to a Keith fixture, with her ability to sound reasonable as she fillets some right wing bigot who has phoned in to complain about darkies and pooves and socialists, and darkie socialists given to poovery.

Er...these toonser ****s moaning about the bus gate on Bedford Road when it’s been in the 2005 AFTN plans all along. Tossers.

[sancho_panza]

Driving along the middle lane of the motorway at 80mph, somebody following behind you as you overtake a load of cars in the inside lane. The traffic on the inside disappears, you have an empty road in front of you, and your mind flashes back to your driving lessons decades earlier, the highway code, and the rule that once you've overtaken someone you should move over into the inside lane. You weigh it up briefly for a few seconds, what's in it for me you ask, only hassle can come from it you reason, but I'm not going to hog the middle lane so I'll move over.

You do your good deed, but as soon as you've pulled in you catch a glimpse of the man behind you nodding his head in excitement, the thrill of his year playing out before him as he launches into a five minute attempt to overtake you at 80.1mph in his groaning 1.0 litre Vauxhall Corsa. You end up getting stuck behind a truck and have to hit your brakes to let him past while he sails off into the distance hogging the middle lane like a limpet.

[donsdaft]

Radio 4’s best 30 minutes though is Any Answers on Saturdays at 2pm. Anita brightens my journey en route to a Keith fixture, with her ability to sound reasonable as she fillets some right wing bigot who has phoned in to complain about darkies and pooves and socialists, and darkie socialists given to poovery.

F'uck sake min.

I never listen to Any Answers

Don't know why because I often listen to Any Questions.

Anyway I'm listening to it now.......it's like " Down the Line" but with real people.

The best argument I've ever heard against democracy.

[Mason89]

Children In Need.

[Pacman1903]

Children In Need.

Have to say Comic Relief grinds my gears more

[Gogsred]

The bus lanes in the Lang Stracht. Whoever "designed" them needs their head examined.

[Aldo1983]

Folk always having their fog lights on.

[houston_red1967]

Folk that yap and play with their phones instead of reading the effing menu when going oot to eat. I'm starving and expect to give the waiter my order on the first go. None of this give me 5 mins sheite.

Yearly evaluations at work and your 5 year goal expectations. I just want paid at the end o' the month and dinna give a feck aboot licking erse and climbing the ladder.

Happy yappy folk at work and those that drank the company kool aid and adopt the American enthusiastic ra-ra-ra nonsense.

Folk on social media that ask for prayers when a terrorist even happens. Especially for the folk shot in the chuch in Texas earlier this week. Were they nae already praying enough like?

Theresa May. A humped backed, stick legged awful woman.

Folk that dinna like the same stuff as me.

I sound like a right miserable old kunt!