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    Hose watch

    Behind floodlight between cox and Derry.

    Get a ****ING shed.🙄

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Behind floodlight between cox and Derry.

    Get a ****ING shed.🙄
    Put them in the Yes men pods,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Behind floodlight between cox and Derry.

    Get a ****ING shed.��
    As long as they are no longer on the Stairway to Heaven I could not care less where they are situated

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    Quote Originally Posted by islaydarkblue View Post
    As long as they are no longer on the Stairway to Heaven I could not care less where they are situated
    And there in lies the problem, you’d do well on the board

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    Quote Originally Posted by islaydarkblue View Post
    As long as they are no longer on the Stairway to Heaven I could not care less where they are situated
    See it's preferable but still no right, like sweeping the dust under the rug or no picking up the plastic bottle outside your front gate or no clearing your neighbours path of snow when your doing yer ane or cutting the grass but no doing the edging or no booting a dab in the bas after he goes Doon with a crack in the pus or letting a linesman aff with a **** decision cause she's a woman, no getting yer pal a pie when you get one yourself, ......standards Islay, standards 😁

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    Ps standards don't count when paying in as adult concession.....that's a conscientious objector.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Ps standards don't count when paying in as adult concession.....that's a conscientious objector.
    Surely the club could purchase one of those wheels for rolling up the hoses when not in use. I used to have one for my garden hose when I lived in Dundee. There is not the same need for a garden hose on Islay because we have plenty of rain even during the summer months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by islaydarkblue View Post
    Surely the club could purchase one of those wheels for rolling up the hoses when not in use. I used to have one for my garden hose when I lived in Dundee. There is not the same need for a garden hose on Islay because we have plenty of rain even during the summer months.
    A wheel is useful a respected stadium manager seemingly is not.....maybe we can replace him with a wheel.

    Tap and watering can man myself like, they wheels get ahh tangled and frustrate the life oot of me and I follow DFC I have enough frustration in meh life.

    Maybe even a wee fund raiser for Dee a where's wally type of thing. Someone on the staff randomly places the hose somewhere in the stadium and you have to spot it. Better than ht draw.

    Cud even surprise us and put the ****ing thing away, new **** wud guess that, quadruple rollover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    A wheel is useful a respected stadium manager seemingly is not.....maybe we can replace him with a wheel.

    Tap and watering can man myself like, they wheels get ahh tangled and frustrate the life oot of me and I follow DFC I have enough frustration in meh life.

    Maybe even a wee fund raiser for Dee a where's wally type of thing. Someone on the staff randomly places the hose somewhere in the stadium and you have to spot it. Better than ht draw.

    Cud even surprise us and put the ****ing thing away, new **** wud guess that, quadruple rollover.
    Why not close the Derry, put up a huge advertisement board the length of the pitch, which would bring in a few £££’s, and we could hide all the shyte behind it so no one can see, I’m sure the most respected would welcome this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdfc View Post
    Why not close the Derry, put up a huge advertisement board the length of the pitch, which would bring in a few £££’s, and we could hide all the shyte behind it so no one can see, I’m sure the most respected would welcome this.
    Good idea, 2 birds 1 stone.

    I thought you wernae due another guid idea till halleys come round again......shocked.

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