We were played off the pitch by quite an ordinary Southampton outfit so we can add today's debacle to our ever growing list of miserable hapless performances...No heart. No fight. No ability. No shape. No plan. No ideas Unable to string 2 passes together

If by some fluke we stay up & up to press we don’t deserve to. ….. I respect Smith but I don't think he's capable of organising a woodpeckers breakfast in Sherwood Forest

There was some (Hoax) report that "Dean Smith and John Terry were involved in a huge bust up, in the Southampton tunnel shame the team failed to show some attitude/stomach for a fight on the pitch to be honest

Anwar El Ghazi was replaced by Trezeguet in the 28th minute after El Ghazi received a life threatening slap to the cheek Villa’s medical staff decided that the winger’s hair was far too dishevelled for him to continue.

Its not all bad news of course because

We did manage to maintain our impressive record of conceding 2 goals per match underpinned with 1 solitary attempt at Southampton’s goal

If anyone can think of 3 poorer teams than this misfiring bunch of miss fits please send your
answers on a postcard to the usual address