Burns Night Scran Thread

[Mook1]

I dinnae like turnip so it's going to be chicken balmoral, tatties & some assorted seasonal vegetables.

Washed down with a very traditional 12 cans of Strongbow.

Do they do haggis cat food?

[tartanscone1314]

Only Oddballs dont like Neeps .

[Mook1]

I'm the first c*nt to admit I'm an oddball.

[BertrandRussell]

I was getting some shopping at Tesco earlier and the wifey on the checkout said, "Is this your tea?", then, "Is this your lunch?" and then when she got to the haggis, "Is this for Burns Night?".

Nosey b*tch.

[Mook1]

[quote="BertrandRussell".

Nosey b*tch.[/quote]

No as bad as the lassie on Sunday, "Are you both twins?"...

"Naw, just one of us is." :D

[BertrandRussell]

Oh aye, forgot about that.

XD

[tartanscone1314]

[quote="BertrandRussell".

Nosey b*tch.[/quote]


Maybe she was wanting pumped .

[BertrandRussell]

F*ck knows what she wanted.

[Red Juggernaut]

Was at one in wegieville at the thistle hotel last Sat.

flocking horrible food and horrible place not to mention a week early.

Glad when I got back up the road to the green pastures and fresh air of Aberdeen ;D

[tartanscone1314]

Aberdeens a depressing shytehole , always freezing or grey and dull , full of oddballs in 80s gear and ugly looking bints wae ginger hair .

And they are all obsessed wae Rangers .

[ScreamingBlueMesslah]

Wally celebrating Burns Night in his own unique style. XD

http://i42.tinypic.com/24ccs51.jpg

[Mook1]

Burns night is a Scottish thing, can we keep the parochial stuff out of this...

Ya Gala b*stards.

[EastStand_Elite]

Simon howie haggis fae meh gran :D not too fond on neeps but I have them anyway. Might have a wee dram, :D even though I've never had whisky :blue:

[Mook1]

Wally celebrating Burns Night in his own unique style. XD



Cannae spell 'inimitable' XD

[tartanscone1314]

Simon howie sausages are howling .

[EastStand_Elite]

Simon howie sausages are howling .

That's nice :)

[Alternative_Poster]

I'll be having my homemade haggis lasagne.

[tartanscone1314]

Here its oan Saturday night isnt it ...Haggis Pakora for me :D

[Hibees]

I wisnae really into poetry, so I'l probably have a simikot lamb with pillow rice

[Mook1]

I would point out that I got Burns' poetry at High School & hated it, I just like an excuse to have haggis for my tea.

[noahrab]

Wally celebrating Burns Night in his own unique style. XD

http://i42.tinypic.com/24ccs51.jpg

Somebody tell him the shoes don't match his handbag.

XD XD XD

[Mook1]

Anybody had the spicy haggis you get at the supermarket?

It's magic.

[Hibees]

I would point out that I got Burns' poetry at High School & hated it, I just like an excuse to have haggis for my tea.

I havent had turkey for xmas since I found out santa wasnt real :blue:

[Hibees]

Needless to say I dont eat easter eggs

[Mook1]

I stopped drinking Kestrel when they stopped making it.

[Alternative_Poster]

Here its oan Saturday night isnt it ...Haggis Pakora for me :D

Haggis pakora is the dog'z Bollix. Sometimes quite literally.


The best argument for immigration ever is the combination of Scottish and Indian cuisine.

[Hibees]

I stopped drinking Kestrel when they stopped making it.

That seems perfectly reasonable.

[BertrandRussell]

I prefer a nice chardonnay, with floral Summery high notes.

[DeeMo]

Only Oddballs dont like Neeps . I like licking and sucking neeps :D B)

[Hibees]

Only Oddballs dont like Neeps . I like licking and sucking neeps :D B)[/quote]

I won't be inviting you to our family Burns night >:(

[DeeMo]

Only Oddballs dont like Neeps . I like licking and sucking neeps :D B)[/quote]

I won't be inviting you to our family Burns night >:([/quote] As long as the ladies keep their tops on I won't touch their neeps. :)

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Haggis, neeps, tatties, black pepper, HP sauce and a cold can of Strongbow. B)

[Hibees]

Only Oddballs dont like Neeps . I like licking and sucking neeps :D B)[/quote]

I won't be inviting you to our family Burns night >:([/quote] As long as the ladies keep their tops on I won't touch their neeps. :)[/quote]

My mum would very much like you to touch her neeps especially if shes gone to the bother of cooking them.

[DeeMo]

Only Oddballs dont like Neeps . I like licking and sucking neeps :D B)[/quote]

I won't be inviting you to our family Burns night >:([/quote] As long as the ladies keep their tops on I won't touch their neeps. :)[/quote]

My mum would very much like you to touch her neeps especially if shes gone to the bother of cooking them.[/quote] ouch, that sounds very sore :s

[just_joe]

Unfortunately, where I am right now, Haggis is illegal.

My current lover, however, is a fine cook and will be making a substitute haggis, without the illegal bits, and improved to make it a more contemporary dish incorporating a modern version of the "tatties and neeps" sides. Our haggis will be piped in by a pre-recorded haggis piper on the old stereogram!

A range of fine, old, single malt whiskeys will be arrayed for sampling, after the feast! :D

[happytim]

just been reading some burns facts for my sons school homework.

apparantly he was a bit of a mad shagger, i counted 12 kids he fathered and most were not his wifes.

surely his missus must have got p1ssed off with his philandering, the more i read about him the more i thought one of his great great great great great great grandweans posts on here, wonder who it could be.

his poems were pysh though, so obviously another family connection.

wondering why if scotland is a good christian country with strong beliefs on fidelity why would someone whos fathered loads of illigitimate bairns is held in such high regard.

nae wonder he died so young, probably had the crabs multiple times over.

[Mook1]

Did he no die of ***ually related diseases?

I always thought he did.

My missus was admiring a portrait of him in a pub one night so that's another reason for me no tae like the f@nny :D

[happytim]

ive to get my son to tell his teacher facts about burns.

canny have him go to school and say.

"please miss did rabby burns no die of a ***ually transmitted disease"

hope no one in the class asks her what he died of.

[BertrandRussell]

Unfortunately, where I am right now, being gay is illegal.