Burns Night Scran Thread

[Mook1]

I dinnae like turnip so it's going to be chicken balmoral, tatties & some assorted seasonal vegetables.

Washed down with a very traditional 12 cans of Strongbow.

Do they do haggis cat food?

[tartanscone1314]

Only Oddballs dont like Neeps .

[Mook1]

I'm the first c*nt to admit I'm an oddball.

[BertrandRussell]

I was getting some shopping at Tesco earlier and the wifey on the checkout said, "Is this your tea?", then, "Is this your lunch?" and then when she got to the haggis, "Is this for Burns Night?".

Nosey b*tch.

[Mook1]

[quote="BertrandRussell".

Nosey b*tch.[/quote]

No as bad as the lassie on Sunday, "Are you both twins?"...

"Naw, just one of us is."

[BertrandRussell]

Oh aye, forgot about that.

[tartanscone1314]

[quote="BertrandRussell".

Nosey b*tch.[/quote]


Maybe she was wanting pumped .

[BertrandRussell]

F*ck knows what she wanted.

[Red Juggernaut]

Was at one in wegieville at the thistle hotel last Sat.

flocking horrible food and horrible place not to mention a week early.

Glad when I got back up the road to the green pastures and fresh air of Aberdeen

[tartanscone1314]

Aberdeens a depressing shytehole , always freezing or grey and dull , full of oddballs in 80s gear and ugly looking bints wae ginger hair .

And they are all obsessed wae Rangers .