T' North folk.

[trickydick]

I spoke to a North person this morning.
Why do they say t' in front of everything?
Going t' pub,
Going t' the turf,
Taking t' whippet out.
Going t'chip shop.
Going up t' Pendle hill,
t'ect.
Is it a speech impediment that North folk suffer from?
Maybe Alf can answer my honest question.
And what is a "Twohat" ? :)

[griff]

Where was this northerner from?

[trickydick]

Dunno just up North somewhere.

[alfinyalcabo]

Dunno ...Just a bit of slang Tricky,it's not like you Sarthen softees use any is it.. Fa ckin hell :)

[trickydick]

Ha Ha well done Alf you picked up on the "Dunno" Lol.
You twohat what ever that means B)

[griff]

Dunno just up North somewhere.

South Mimms?

[trickydick]

South Mimms Griff. I live in Portsmouth .
Basingstoke is north to where i am.
Not Potters bar.

[griff]

So. Why was a block from Basingstoke saying 't pub?

You're French by the way.

[alfinyalcabo]

He works for British rail Griff .. Most of them don't know their way around the country

[trickydick]

The guy in question was getting a train to Waterloo then going up North.
Sounded a bit like a Leeds accent.
Alf British rail is defunct lol, Has been for around 15 years.
I work for South West trains. :)

[alfinyalcabo]

South West trains...what a Schite set up ,I can't remember the number of times it came over the tannoy "Train delayed due to no driver available " FA ckin joke

[trickydick]

Maybe the driver was on his or hers PNB. (Physical needs break), We all need to go to the toilet.
Or maybe the driver was having a game of cards or doing a bit of shopping.
Time fly's when playing cards and shopping Alf XD

[trickydick]

And just to correct you further Alf "Tannoy" is a brand.
You should of said "Public address system" :)

[alfinyalcabo]

[quote="tricky****" is a brand.
You should of said "Public address system" :)
[/quote]

"Should of said ". Is that how they teach you darn Sarth Tricky..

Up T'North we use the correct term which is "should have said "

Mind you,I had a "Grammar school education" ,I'm presuming you went to the local comprehensive school?

[gaz1959]

The northern chaps are am interesting variety and good entertainment value

T'nuf T'said

[trickydick]

[quote="alfinyalcabo" is a brand.
You should of said "Public address system" :)
[/quote]

"Should of said ". Is that how they teach you darn Sarth Tricky..

Up T'North we use the correct term which is "should have said "

Mind you,I had a "Grammar school education" ,I'm presuming you went to the local comprehensive school?

[trickydick]

So you say "Should of said" As well Alf. Good grief you just contradicted yourself There.
Tannoy is a manufacturer of public address systems.
Only old people call a public address system a "Tannoy"
Don't think your Grammar school education worked for you very well to be honest.
And my education was fine thank you.

[trickydick]

Quick Alf pick up on my deliberate mistake Ha Ha

[gaz1959]

He'll have to google it first

[griff]

I remember my 7 years commuting from Bath into London and watching SW trains flitting in and out.

*sighs*

Oh, Leeds (and Burnley for that matter) is in the Midlands.

And Tricky's still French

[Pentridge]

You're in Scotland tbf Griff.

[trickydick]

Je ne suis pas français parce que je raser mes aisselles et n'ont pas d'odeur de l'ail

[gaz1959]

You're in Scotland tbf Griff.

have to say arfs to that

[alfinyalcabo]

I'm off to Cumbria for a couple of weeks at Easter,some great walking and drinking to be had.. Hope the weather is okay .. Don't mind the snow but hate the rain..

[gaz1959]

You're an odd bloke Alf (apparently)

[alfinyalcabo]

A bloody odd bloke indeed ..gaz. we all are from up t'North

[gaz1959]

You aint odd .... Alf .. you just think you are

There is only one bloody odd bloke t'up t'north

[Acido]

I remember my 7 years commuting from Bath into London and watching SW trains flitting in and out.

*sighs*

Oh, Leeds (and Burnley for that matter) is in the Midlands.

And Tricky's still French

How dare anybody accuse us of being Midlanders ? ;)
Leeds is near where Im from in West Yorkshire and we love tekkin our ferrits n wippits n pidgeons to' pub or to' fish shop :)
(and by the way, Ive never called it the chip shop).

[griff]

I remember my 7 years commuting from Bath into London and watching SW trains flitting in and out.

*sighs*

Oh, Leeds (and Burnley for that matter) is in the Midlands.

And Tricky's still French

How dare anybody accuse us of being Midlanders ? ;)
Leeds is near where Im from in West Yorkshire and we love tekkin our ferrits n wippits n pidgeons to' pub or to' fish shop :)
(and by the way, Ive never called it the chip shop).[/quote]

I'm Cumbrian. You're all Midlanders, unless you're from south of Stafford in which case you're southerners or French.

[trickydick]

Michael Parkinson is the biggest scrounging Northerner i know of.
Made a career out of letting other people talk on a chat show and now doing adverts conning the elderly or something.
And they no doubt get a free Parker pen.
What a tosser.

[lescand]

(and by the way, Ive never called it the chip shop).


That's because you're yorkshire and a retard ;D :D

[Acido]

(and by the way, Ive never called it the chip shop).

That's because you're yorkshire and a retard ;D :D

Whats wrong with calling it the Fish shop rather than the Chip shop ?
And Lesley (girls!!) have you won your way out of that paper bag fight yet with the kid Burnsey ? XD

[trickydick]

You mean t' fish shop Accidy XD

[Acido]

Ohh yes I forgot to use my apostrophe ;)

[MrMancini]

the north and manchester especially is brilliant

[Acido]

Does that include all the other Lancy fans who hate Manure & Man city ? ;)

[lescand]

(and by the way, Ive never called it the chip shop).

That's because you're yorkshire and a retard ;D :D

Whats wrong with calling it the Fish shop rather than the Chip shop ?
And Lesley (girls!!) have you won your way out of that paper bag fight yet with the kid Burnsey ? XD[/quote]

Because it's wrong that's why.
When has something wrong ever stopped a yorkie from saying though eh?
Burnsey, like you is full of wind (he must have yorkie blood flowing though his veins) :D
And, indeed, Lesley is a girls. :heart:

[Acido]

Aww no dont tell me your a bird Les, that is totally unacceptable. Now run along to the Fish shop and get our dinner, theres a good lad XD

I had a few ding dongs on here and on the old Accy board with Burnsey, but we were both as bad as each other. It all turned out to be nonsense in the end ;)