Proper Mannies Cricket

[Jupiter]

An England collapse is highly likely as always. The only thing that will stop Australia winning this match is the weather which is looking a bit dodgy.

[StandfreeFM]

P!ssing it down.



As much as I want England to win the Ashes, I'd rather there was some actual play and they saved the test properly instead of cowardly praying for rain

[Devanha Red]

Pathetic huns praying for rain to save themselves from a certain defeat.

It's just not cricket.

[StandfreeFM]

Pathetic huns praying for rain to save themselves from a certain defeat.

It's just not cricket.

Vintage, get your keys and lock this boring glue-sniffing weirdo out of the thread before he pollutes it like all the rest.

[57vintage]

Vintage, get your keys and lock this boring glue-sniffing weirdo out of the thread before he pollutes it like all the rest.

Knockandhu min. I'm on another continent and the lock function isn't recognised.

I can arrange for a big hoor of a boulder from the national park to be used as a doorstop, but that's it. Any play at all today? TMS stream nae working either. 😠

[Jupiter]

Here comes the collapse.

[Donanddusted]

Pathetic huns praying for rain to save themselves from a certain defeat.

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Post update
20 overs remain but we can only play until 19:30 BST. England need some dark clouds to roll in.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/47325233

The thing is, he isn't wrong.

[RedStarTorphins]

England will not avoid the follow on.
They’ll finish about 230 behind the Aussies 1st innings total.
Australia won’t enforce the follow on.
They’ll bat until about 6pm tomorrow & make England bat for an hour
They’ll declare & set England about 440 to win.
England will lose 1 or 2 before the close
It’ll be all over before tea on 5th day & Australia will win by about 230 runs.
Australia retain the Ashes.

You know where you heard it first

[StandfreeFM]

England will not avoid the follow on.
They’ll finish about 230 behind the Aussies 1st innings total.
Australia won’t enforce the follow on.
They’ll bat until about 6pm tomorrow & make England bat for an hour
They’ll declare & set England about 440 to win.
England will lose 1 or 2 before the close
It’ll be all over before tea on 5th day & Australia will win by about 230 runs.
Australia retain the Ashes.

You know where you heard it first

That would be more impressive if it wasn't what pretty much everyone else thought...

[Jupiter]

Abdul Qadir is deid. Proper mannies leg spinner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/49615587

[RedStarTorphins]

That would be more impressive if it wasn't what pretty much everyone else thought...

Wheesht you.

[StandfreeFM]

Wheesht you.

[Donanddusted]

I don't know if England actually have a test match cricketer at them moment.

[Devanha Red]

Superb. Huns beaten yet again.

[Jupiter]

You're hun obsession is ridiculous, half the England team aren't even English.