Proper Mannies Cricket

[StandfreeFM]

Both Rooooooot and Chef out in two balls.

From the bbc:-

So Alastair Cook finishes with 33 Test centuries, 12,472 runs at an average of 45.35.

He batted for 37,308 mins or 621 hours 48 minutes.

He hit 1,442 fours, plus three all-run fours, 11 sixes and four fives (including the one that took him to his hundred today).

He faced 20,038 dot balls, scored 3803 singles, 980 twos and 281 threes.

[Jupiter]

India have given up

Why is he called chef?

[krakowdon]

Why is he called chef?

I presume it's because he's got chocolate salty balls.

[StandfreeFM]

Last session of the English test summer. India need 140 runs with 5 wickets in hand. I reckon it will be a draaaaa

[57vintage]

Last session of the English test summer. India need 140 runs with 5 wickets in hand. I reckon it will be a draaaaa

Rashid spins it roon a corner to bowl Rahul. What a delivery.

Then he and Moeen combine to pull Pant's pants doon.

330-7 off 84. India still 134 short, with Jadeja and Sharma at the crease. Minimum of 23 overs left.

**** 20-20 and ODI, this is Proper Mannies'.

[donsdaft]

Proper Wifies Cricket, you're going to have to call it from now on.


What's with the a'rsehole greetin because an Aussie called him names a few years ago?


F'uckin woofter.

[StandfreeFM]

Afternoon Vintage, Afternoon Everyone.

Apologies for not bumping this up sooner all you Proper Mannies Cricket fans. First test match of the season for England and they've started off typically poorly. Windies currently lead England by 378 runs with 4 wickets remaining after England collapsed yesterday for 77. Experimental look to this side with Broad dropped for the dwarf Sam Curran, twa spinners picked, new no 3 and new opening pair.

Windies looked good so far which is always nice. I don't mind them or Pakistan winning the odd test match, good for the game.

[dons8321]

Afternoon Vintage, Afternoon Everyone.

Apologies for not bumping this up sooner all you Proper Mannies Cricket fans. First test match of the season for England and they've started off typically poorly. Windies currently lead England by 378 runs with 4 wickets remaining after England collapsed yesterday for 77. Experimental look to this side with Broad dropped for the dwarf Sam Curran, twa spinners picked, new no 3 and new opening pair.

Windies looked good so far which is always nice. I don't mind them or Pakistan winning the odd test match, good for the game.

No wickets today (into the final session)...Windies lead almost 700. Think England might struggle to win this one.

[StandfreeFM]

No wickets today (into the final session)...Windies lead almost 700. Think England might struggle to win this one.

Yeah, left themselves an uphill task...

Well done Jason Holder. 202* and declare

[WatsonNimrod]

HAHA.

I heard all the usual suspects being interviewed over the last few days before it started, to a man all predicted a 3-0 whitewash.

The arrogance was astounding.

[57vintage]

**** you Smith.

Up yer arse with a rusty Foster’s six/pack Warner you utter ****ing **** of **** City, **** County, ****ania.

[57vintage]

**** you, warner.


19-3.

[WatsonNimrod]

Hmm, the usual suspects have Engerland winning this already.

I'm happy for them to have their day in the sun pumping a weak Aussie side only to get Battered by the Kiwis at the weekend in the final

[StandfreeFM]

Still a bit to go but England were excellent in the field.

[57vintage]

124/0. 100 to win in 32 overs. Bairstow's hurt his ankle, it seems. He warmed up in front of us at Headingley v Sri Lanka. He's a well-built loon. Muscles on his spit by the look of him. And a ginge.