General News Chat

[mondo_notion]

Just tuned in to catch a bit of the news at home.

What's with the calls for that Shetland chap to be granted an appeal against his murder of the waiter back in the early 90's?

He tried to escape his trial by running from court but was caught before he managed to get to a car he had parked full of guns and he's attempted escaping prison multiple times since.

Fitted up to save face on a racial murder or something else? This is one for the AbMad investigation branch, Northern Isles division.

Also Nessie doesn't exist it was an eel apparently so mark this one down as case closed.

[Devanha Red]

Kiwi prick. Odious race. Steve Feltham knows the apple.

[mondo_notion]

Kiwi prick. Odious race. Steve Feltham knows the apple.

First and last bits are fruit. No idea what else you are on about.

[Devanha Red]

First and last bits are fruit. No idea what else you are on about.

Dr. Steven Feltham is a world renowned nessie expert. Instantly debunked the theory put forward by a New Zealand scientist that nessie is a giant eel.

One of the few good things the Queen has done in her 105 years was kicking those redneck egg chasing ****ers out of the commonwealth.

[mondo_notion]

A world renowned nessie expert. To quote inversneckie - 'g'wa n' **** min'

[Jupiter]

How do you become an expert in something that doesn't exist?

[Mason89]

How do you become an expert in something that doesn't exist?

Ask the pope

[Pacman1903]

Ask the pope

Kiddy fiddling does exist though

[mondo_notion]

Seems there's a bit of momentum being gained in Wales for an Indy Ref. Things must be bad if Nigels best pal is getting a bit fed up with how things are being run.

Would just be our luck if the taffs beat us out.

[stewarty27]

Question on the Chase tonight "Which Scottish football club is the only one to win two European trophies" Aberdeen,Celtic,Rangers ? Boy said Celtic Chaser got it right and caught him .. serves the fecker right.

[Devanha Red]

Question on the Chase tonight "Which Scottish football club is the only one to win two European trophies" Aberdeen,Celtic,Rangers ? Boy said Celtic Chaser got it right and caught him .. serves the fecker right.

Who was the chaser?

[stewarty27]

Who was the chaser?

The Beast. He said he'd done a gig in Aberdeen and the doorman had told him this fact about the mighty Dandies.

[Disco Buc]

The Beast. He said he'd done a gig in Aberdeen and the doorman had told him this fact about the mighty Dandies.

Aye Stewarty saw that chase a while back was surprised the chaser got that right but he explained how he knew.

[mondo_notion]

Oh dear. Prorogation was unlawful. What next for Boris? Every step of his masterplan he fallen flat on his arse.

[StandfreeFM]

Oh dear. Prorogation was unlawful. What next for Boris? Every step of his masterplan he fallen flat on his arse.

I don't think he gie's a fu(k tbh. He can stick down Prime Minister of the UK on the cv and dine out on it till he's an auld (unt spouting sh!te on BBC News for the next 20 years anytime they want a bit of light relief.