General News Chat

[Mason89]

Yeah it took me a while but I got them all eventually. It was always going to take a while after I decided to use no weapons apart from my combat knife.

Enjoy your holidays? I’d tell you that what I was doing but you don’t have the clearance.

[mondo_notion]

Enjoy your holidays? I’d tell you that what I was doing but you don’t have the clearance.

Don't have the clearance? It was me that had you sent there. Keep you and your cronies out the way while I rid the world of the biggest threat to global peace to evolve in the last 50 years.

[mondo_notion]

So that's why you are away in the camper.

Nice work

It's good to be appreciated on this board every now and again pac. From one special forces operative to a civilian.... stay safe brother.

[Mason89]

You put the ‘special’ into special forces.

I was in the jungle, tracking down El cazador trofeo de los hombres with my elite unit. Only just made it to the chopper

[Pacman1903]

Ill only be impressed once Damien Lewis(top author) writes a book on yous. Then you know you have made it

[mondo_notion]

Ill only be impressed once Damien Lewis(top author) writes a book on yous. Then you know you have made it

Do you know how many assets would be dispatched by various governmental agencies to silence me? They couldn't allow any details of their shadowy goings on to be brought in to the public domain.

Let him write a book on mason messing about in the jungle. Not sure how many copies he would sell though.

[Pacman1903]

Do you know how many assets would be dispatched by various governmental agencies to silence me? They couldn't allow any details of their shadowy goings on to be brought in to the public domain.

Let him write a book on mason messing about in the jungle. Not sure how many copies he would sell though.

Id buy it. Best author going about in my eyes.

Maybe he could write a book on Mason and his run in with Airdries Chiel Brigade and Portland Bills Fat Willys Surf Shack in Montrose while following the Sons

[Mason89]

I had a brush with the Queens Park Spider Suicide Squad once. Surprised how anti Semitic they were, particularly in relation to Hutchie Grammar.

Meanwhile, Private mondo is dealing with something called ISIS. That mob wouldnt last two seconds on the mean streets of Shawlands & Newton Mearns. That’s why he never gets a shout for the hard work. That’s left to us pros

[mondo_notion]

I've gotta confess, I've never been in the special forces. I've not even been in the army.

The closest I came was coming 2nd in my patrol in the 1st Daviot/Oldmeldrum scout air rifle competition. My prize was to go through to the jungle patrol stage but I bottled it. I hardly spotted any of the targets hiding in the bushes and I didn't manage to lob my 'grenade' in to the snipers birds nest.

[Pacman1903]

I've gotta confess, I've never been in the special forces. I've not even been in the army.

The closest I came was coming 2nd in my patrol in the 1st Daviot/Oldmeldrum scout air rifle competition. My prize was to go through to the jungle patrol stage but I bottled it. I hardly spotted any of the targets hiding in the bushes and I didn't manage to lob my 'grenade' in to the snipers birds nest.

I am disappointed to hear this

[DodHagi]

You dont seem enough of a w@nker to have been a squaddie Mondo.

[mondo_notion]

You dont seem enough of a w@nker to have been a squaddie Mondo.

I'm taking this as a compliment even though I'm not sure it is

[DodHagi]

I'm taking this as a compliment even though I'm not sure it is

Take it, its yours. Di Nada

[mondo_notion]

Take it, its yours. Di Nada

Reminds me, time to update the Spanish thread.

[Jupiter]

First ever picture of a black hole