General News Chat

[hajduk]

If only another senior member of the squad were here to make oblique non-revelatory references to the Excelsior Filling Station Green Shield Stamps heist that had the Linksfield precinct and DA baffled.

It wiz PINK stamps. Oh sh1t!! I've fallen into your trap and said too much.... cunnin' basturt!

[Mason89]

A/Mad detective squad seem to have taken their eye off the ball. How the f*ck can slabs of granite going missing from UTG?

[donsdaft]

Trainie park steps found “resting” in local business man’s extensive garden.

[57vintage]

https://www.indy100.com/news/gb-news-spoof-names-reactions-b1867198?amp

Snowflakes. Whingeing snowflakes.

Girning about IKEA and Nivea removing their advertising, that itself surely part of GB News’s Thatcherite neo-con ethos of allowing the market to decide whether businesses succeed or fail according to their attractiveness to the potential purchaser? You reap what you sow, hypocrites.

And someone bared their buttocks to entitled brat Laurence Fox? Two arses on the same screen then.

I hope GB News dies pitifully.

Tomorrow.

[Aldo1983]

https://www.indy100.com/news/gb-news...s-b1867198?amp


Snowflakes. Whingeing snowflakes.

Girning about IKEA and Nivea removing their advertising, that itself surely part of GB News’s Thatcherite neo-con ethos of allowing the market to decide whether businesses succeed or fail according to their attractiveness to the potential purchaser? You reap what you sow, hypocrites.

And someone bared their buttocks to entitled brat Laurence Fox? Two arses on the same screen then.

I hope GB News dies pitifully.

Tomorrow.

Laurence Fox trying to get a job with them I see. He's an obsequious woke ****.

[Mason89]

Sunak appearing on it during its first week, while all ministers completely rubber C4.

C4 is now to be sold off. What a normal country we live in

[donsdaft]

Well to be fair, they probably didn’t feel they had enough control over channel 4 news.

[mondo_notion]

I haven't seen it and don't know much about it but I saw one of it's presenters boasting at the early viewing numbers. Good chance folk are just tuning in to see them make a total arse of it.

See what the figures say in a few months time. Then again the yanks lap up anything fox so who knows?

[Mason89]

Seen clips. It’s a total car crash. So far they’ve read out viewers opinions from Mike Hunt, Hugh J@rse, Cleo Taurus & Mike Oxlong

[57vintage]

Seen clips. It’s a total car crash. So far they’ve read out viewers opinions from Mike Hunt, Hugh J@rse, Cleo Taurus & Mike Oxlong

Cleo Taurus was being welcomed to the family by Tess Tegel, whose name wasn’t broadcast, but some mischievous scamp has a screenshot of the e-mail.

I searched for Cleo Taurus online but no luck in finding her.

[Mason89]

They had Lady Colin Campbell on making the defence for nonces, which to be fair, made better tv than Dan Wootons bizarre lady like fascist ramblings.

There’s some heavy weirdos on the UK right

[57vintage]

I had a look the day after it launched. My hearing’s poor, but even with the soundbar amplified to about 24 on the scale (“FFS TURN THAT DOON” is the co-owner’s usual caution at about 16), it was sonically awful. It’s a pity the content matches.

[57vintage]

“Daily Mirror prints non-story” is scornful Huntly Express headline.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-finds-out-son-uncle-24355429.amp

[mondo_notion]

Andy Burnham demanding compensation from Nicola for the Manchester - Scotland travel ban.

Aye okay Andy.

[Jupiter]

How exactly is Mrs Krankie going to stop people going to Manchester? She's away with the fairies.