General News Chat

[Mason89]

I know he’s worth a lot but I found it staggering he’s doesn’t know how to use contactless or look at the numbers when filling up. A man of the people

[donsdaft]

He probably doesn't know that you have to put toothpaste on a toothbrush.

Always some minion to do these things for him.

[Mason89]

Prince Andrew, one of at least two *** offenders in the family, has a flunky to move his favourite Teddy Bears around the palace. Some folk genuinely think that’s something to look up to & worth keeping/funding

Now, there’s a squad of f*cking perverts

[57vintage]

Kenny McAskill, former Justice Secretary and letterbox-stroop acrobat, in his Scotsman feature today shows that he doesn’t understand the difference between ‘apprise’ and ‘appraise’. A sackable offence, I think, and if I knew where in Banffshire the unwelcome tŵat has domiciled himself, I’d be sending a green ink letter of protest.

Wrong ‘un.

[Red Zone]

After Boris it’s probably best we have someone who shuts the fück up.

Having said that, he’s a bit of a weed and Boris looks like he’s circling around again.

Boris has apparently already made £5Million since he stopped being PM so can’t see him wanting to give that up for a PM salary any time soon. Probably needs to be continuing to be seen as relevant to ensure the gravy train keeps chugging along for a while yet hence the illusion that he is a PM in waiting

[TheDeeDon]

Boris has apparently already made £5Million since he stopped being PM so can’t see him wanting to give that up for a PM salary any time soon. Probably needs to be continuing to be seen as relevant to ensure the gravy train keeps chugging along for a while yet hence the illusion that he is a PM in waiting

I don't think we have heard the last of Johnson just yet. He's making money at the moment, but he'll soon spend it.

If they lose the next election, there will be a clamour to get him back in by the right wing knuckle scrapers.

[Freescotland]

I volunteer every week to pick up plastic from the Clyde because I’m a fantastic human being. Anything that reduces the stuff is ok with me, although if you’re really worried about deforestation, stop eating at Mcdonalds altogether.

Well done Mason on keeping your area clean .

That 2nd line is spot on .

[donsdaft]

I bought a hamburger from McDonalds in Leicester Square in London.
It ended up in the bucket after one bite.
1979 it was.
I haven't had one since.

[stewarty27]

Did you know.

If you earned £40,000 a day from when Jesus was born to the present day, you would still not make as much as Shell did in profits last year.

Jist sayin like.

[Donanddusted]

You can be sure of Shell.
Are you sure about Jesus?

[57vintage]

You can be sure of Shell.
Are you sure about Jesus?

Yup. He saves. A stocks and shares ISA, I believe.

And to think he shamed the usurers out of the temple. I’ll stop there before I get the anti-semitism accusations.

[Donanddusted]

Yup. He saves. A stocks and shares ISA, I believe.

And to think he shamed the usurers out of the temple. I’ll stop there before I get the anti-semitism accusations.

Hmmm... You seem like a front for the people of Judea.

[InversneckieDob]

Splitter!

[57vintage]

Hmmm... You seem like a front for the people of Judea.

Just an affront, I’m afraid. At least according to Ma for most of the 48 years during which we were both on the planet.

[stewarty27]

Yup. He saves. A stocks and shares ISA, I believe.

And to think he shamed the usurers out of the temple. I’ll stop there before I get the anti-semitism accusations.

Jesus saves but Harper nets the rebound, A badge worn in Glasgow Sheriff court that nearly cost me my freedom.